Gordon James Ramsay OBE is a British celebrity chef and currently one of only three chefs in the UK whose restaurant is rated at three Michelin stars. He is famous in the UK for presenting TV programmes about cookery and food; he is best known in the United States as the host of FOX's Hell's Kitchen since its debut in May 2005. He is also known for his insults and frequent use of profanity.

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• THAT is absolute dog shit.
  • Describing one contestant's "absolute penne"
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• I think you're a plank.
  • To one contestant after he presented undercooked salmon
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• I think you have a palate like a cow's backside. That is disgusting.
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• Get back in line.
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• That looks like a dog's dinner.
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• This is fucking painful!
  • To two contestants who panicked during the evening service, causing Gordon Ramsay to shut down the service that episode
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• It looks like King Kong's fucking condom!
  • In relation to bad Yorkshire pudding
  • Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (UK version)

• Every time I see you it's like this! Like a baby rhinoceros trying to take a shit!
  • On a maître d's posture problems
  • Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (US version)

• Oh, fuck me senseless!
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• If you haven't tasted your own fucking food, what chance have you got? I'd rather fuck off for a burger!
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• (After ice diving for a king crab in Norway)
• My balls feel like two big fucking ice cubes.
  • The F Word

• If you sauté scallops in a nonstick pan they won't stick. That's why it's called fucking non-stick !!!
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• RAW !!!
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• There's ****ing fish hotter than that in a ****ing sushi bar.
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)

• Donkey!
  • Hell's Kitchen (US version)