Gods of Arr-Kelaan Quotations

Gods of Arr-Kelaan is a fantasy/humor webcomic by Chuck Rowles.
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Ronson: I don't have a hoard!

Dragon: You must have something worth guarding. Everyone has something they think - huh. Dwarf.

Ronson: What?

Dragon: Dwarf.

Dragon: It's like a rain of ugly.

Hazel: What in the holy name of Beyurn do you think you're doing?!

Teldin: I'm setting fire to the forest.

Hazel: OK, let's start again...