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• You can add Thomond Park to Fatima, Knock and Lourdes. The lame will come here and walk, they'll be selling water here, because this defies logic.
  • After Munster beat Gloucester 33-6 in the European Cup..

• It's in Mrs Beeton's cookery book — recipe, chicken soup. First catch your chicken. This team has not caught their chicken since this championship started ; today that chicken has come home to roost. That's why they're in the manure they're in.
  • On Leinster's defeat by French side Perpignan

• A journalist in politics is like a eunuch in a brothel ... they see what's to be done, they know how to do it, but when the time comes they just can't do it.

• That is just horse manure!

• Minister, you are on top of your brief.

• On the occasion of the Rose of Tralee show, which was covered by RTE and which George would have liked the presenter's gig;
• I would give my manhood to do ... [the Rose of Tralee].