Freddy Krueger

• "Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten?! Now that's a BITCH!! I can't come back if no one remembers me! I can't come back, IF NOBODY'S AFRAID!!"
• "He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory."
• "Make them remember me, Jason. Make them remember what fear tastes like!" - Freddy disguised as Jason's mother
• "Got your nose!" [cuts off Kia's nose in her dream]
• The only thing to fear is fear himself.
• (After Jason kills Gibb before Freddy could) "Noooooo! She's mine! MINE! MINE!
• (Referring to Jason after revealing himself) "Now, it's time to put this bad dog to sleep... FOR GOOD!"
• "Penny for your thoughts, chief? [Jason grabs him and pushes his throat to the machete] Oh, scary."
• "Tilt."
• (Referring to Jason in a fight) Why won't you DIE?!
• (After Jason won't attack due to his fear of water) "Aaaah... so you are afraid of something after all."
• "It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet!"
• "I should warn you, princess: The first time tends to get a little... messy."
• "Welcome to my world bitch!"
• "Mmmm, how sweet, dark meat."
• "Man the torpedoes!"
• (to Jason) Hey, asshole! up here!
• "Welcome to MY nightmare..."
• I've always had a thing for the whores that live in this house." [Refering to teens that lived in his old house in previous films]

Bill Freeburg

• (referring to Jason and his habit of killing people) "Dude, that goalie was pissed about something."
• (Possessed by Freddy) "Let me handle this, bitch!"
• (Right before he tranquilizes Jason, while being possessed by Freddy) "These are MY children, Jason. Go back where you belong!"

Dialogue

Deputy Stubbs: I think we're dealing with a copycat here.

Charlie Linderman: No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.

Deputy Stubbs: That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.

Bill Freeburg: Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the fucking reality rules, OK?

Cast

• Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger
• Ken Kirzinger - Jason Voorhees
• Monica Keena - Lori Campbell
• Jason Ritter - Will Rollins