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• I have seen the future, and it looks a lot like the present.

• [My lifetime contract] has options through the year 2020, or until the last Rocky movie is made.

• A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter -- he fires until it's empty, then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.

• Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinker-ball pitchers.

• Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.

• I found a delivery in my flaw.