Captain Ron Quotations

Captain Ron is a 1992 film about a crazed Captain and a helpless family on vacation.

Directed by Thom Eberhardt. Written by John Dwyer and Thom Eberhardt.

Dialogue

Martin: We don't know how to drive a boat.

Captain Ron: Ah…Don't worry, boss. If anything's gonna happen it's gonna happen out there.

Katherine: But we don't even have supplies.

[Benjamin has just moved Captain Ron's beer.]

Captain Ron: Hey!

Benjamin: I was just moving it, I wasn't going to drink it.

Captain Ron: You're darn right you weren't, if you want a beer you can get your own.

Captain Ron: Okay…that means you owe me 2 dollars and 75 cents.

Benjamin: That's almost all the money I have!

Captain Ron: Shit happens, cough it up.

Captain Ron: Listen, the boss is right, when we left the island, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan.

Martin: Okay?

Captain Ron And now, we…are out…of fuel!

Martin: I'm gonna kill you!