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Beerfest is a 2006 film about a secret international beer games competition.
Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. Written by Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan.

Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts. taglines

Barry Badrinath

  • [Wakes up nude next to dead deer] Oh no, not again
  • I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
  • Back the fuck up MANtonio! My dick!
  • Why don't we get you out of those wet clothes and into a Dry Martini
  • I wish it were winter, we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it! And then melt it in the spring time and drink it!
  • [Shrugs] I'm better when I'm drunk
  • I wish i could give you guys a discount but my pimp is a real hard ass

Landfill/Gil

  • God Damn Brewery!
  • Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?
  • What's a ZJ?
  • We're the party brigade and we're here to play some drinking games
  • Real funny deutch bag
  • Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!
  • Let's get sour on some krauts!
  • It's fwustwating, it's fwustwating.
  • Jim Tobleson's a fucking Chatty Cathy! I did my three years up at the county pen. Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah.
  • They brew 10,000 bottles a day, I take 45 off the assembly line and I'm the ass hole
  • I wanna put my dick in it!

Charlie 'Fink' Finklestein

  • Oh that's rich! I've got a cowboy on one side and an Indian on the other! It's like the wild west!
  • Hey guys... I don't think sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go. We should get out there, and mix it up with some randoms.
  • Drunken recall. I gave my subjects massive quantities of alcohol and then I taught them things while they were blacked out. When they woke up the next morning, they couldn't remember anything. But when I got them drunk again, they remembered everything that I taught them the night before. I got it published.
  • I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.
  • I want it to put it's dick in me!
  • I'll show you how to chug a beer, motherfucker, you fat fuckin' cow. L'Chaim!!!!
  • Yeah, fuck it! Give it a rim job!

Jan Wolfhaus

  • Get bent, Umlaut
  • So you fancy yourselves drinkers eh?
  • You go, I'm never leaving this place
  • [Hungover] No need to yell...
  • He's got the eye of the Jew!
  • [To Todd about Hammacher & Schlemmer] You take the big guy,I got the little one.

Todd Wolfhaus

  • Gam Gam a whore? I think something must have been lost in the translation.
  • Loser takes a paddle up the ass!

Other Quotes

  • Gunter: Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices!
  • Rolf: It was ze greatest beer in all ze world!
  • Rolf: Typical Americans, this is why we don't let you in our beerfest, you get a few drinks in you und you become ze Dirty Harry.
  • Wolfgang Von Wolfhaus: I start to feel all cooped up in these U-boats, I had a bad experience once.
  • Pim Scutney: You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are.
  • Rog Gobshire: We're gonna put the skitters in your allen wickers, you plonker!
  • Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.
  • Krista Krundle: [During sex with Gil] Landfill #2,you're twice the man Landfill #1 was!
  • Herr Referee: DAS BOOT!
  • Schlemmer: [To Todd and Jan during chug] I remember my first beer!
  • Otto: [Refering to Fink] Ja,it looks like his head is covered in pubic hair [laughs], but it's ok, it works, ja, 'cause you've got a dickface! [laughs]
  • Wolfgang Von Wolfhaus: [To Todd & Jan being humiliated] Here are a couple of Euros,go back, and get a BJ from your great grandma...on me.

Dialogue

Barry Badrinath: Oh man that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank.
Phil "Landfill" Krundel: I doubt that very much, playboy.
Charlie "Fink" Finklestein: Hey guys... I don't think sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go. We should get out there, and mix it up with some randoms.
Barry Badrinath: Let's get bombed!


Barry Badrinath: Hey Todd, about the old girlfriend, can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
Todd Wolfhouse: I don't know.
Barry Badrinath: I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll.
Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to have MARRIED that plastic fuck doll!!!


Jan Wolfhouse: So yeah, I heard you got fired from the brewery?
Phil "Landfill" Krundel: [Gets very angry and throws trophy] God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them off the assembly line, and I'm the asshole!


Barry Badrinath:[about Great Gam Gam] All I'm saying is... that whore thing could be a real possibility. Some of my best friends are whores.
Jan Wolfhouse: We know, Barry.


Phil "Landfill" Krundel: If he had it, why didn't he brew it?
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Hebrew?


Todd Wolfhouse: [after trying the beer recipe] What's wrong?
Jan Wolfhouse: This means Great Gam Gam really was a whore.
Todd Wolfhouse: [thinks about it for a second, then runs off covering his ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!


Barry Badrinath: was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good..... Aaaand this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
Charlie "Fink" Finklestein: Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
Barry Badrinath: It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!
Great Gam Gam: You and I are not so different Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But you know what I did? I got over it!


Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Drunken recall. I gave my subjects massive quantities of alcohol and then I taught them things while they were blacked out. When they woke up the next morning, they couldn't remember anything. But when I got them drunk again, they remembered everything that I taught them the night before. I got it published.
Phil "Landfill" Krundel: Where?
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: In Maxim Magazine under the title: "E=MC Hammered".


Pim Scutney: You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'm sorry, one more time?
Rog Gobshire: Shove off! We're gonna put the skitters in your Allen Whickers, you plonker!
Barry Badrinath: [Looking to Fink] Do you know what he's saying?


Barry Badrinath: [after smashing beer mug with the ping pong ball] What do you think about that, fuckhead?
Hammacher: [Takes a bite of glass from the same broken mug] What do you think about that, headfuck??


Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Phil "Landfill" Krundel: What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I've got $4.


Gunter: He stole it und now instead of Deutschland's greatest beer we merely have fourth best behind Steinemarzen, Rottenburger, und... und...
Rolf: Und Beck's?
Gunter: Und Beck's? Ja, UND BECK'S!!


Great Gam Gam: They also drink urine of a ram.
Jan: Urine of a ram?
Great Gam Gam: Ram's piss!
Jan: Ram's Piss? Why?
Fink: For the pH balance?
Great Gam Gam: No! because if you can drinks ram's piss, fuck, you can drink just about anything!
Fink: Did you hear that? She said 'Fuck'!
Cherry: Whose drinkin' piss now?
Great Gam Gam: I was just saying that it was a tradition back in the old country.
Cherry: DAMN,thats nasty! The old country must have been fucked up!

Taglines

  • Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts.
  • Comedy on tap
  • From the comic geniuses who brought you the phenomenon "Super Troopers".
  • Brewed in 2006
  • Prepare for the ultimate chug of war.

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