Global warming

Global warming

 
International Carbon Credit Conference 2009
 
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Global warming discussion
 
Rajeev
Venue: New Delhi
Date: 11 & 12 December 2009
Time: 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.


The program will include interactive and extensive session on various issues pertaining to the carbon trade. It will give a networking opportunity with leading carbon project developers and carbon validators of the Indian carbon markets with expert global companies or consultants. The International Carbon Credit conference 2009 will also provide the expertise and knowledge to successfully enter the carbon market. The International conference will bring cabon credits buying house in direct interaction with Indian carbon market.
Each session of International Carbon Credit conference 2009 will be led by an expert, followed by Question & Answer session that will lead to comprehensive interaction.

Background:

Climate change research has concluded that there is strong evidence that human enduced GHG emissions are effecting the global climate. IPCC predicts global temperature will rise between 1.4
           
 
GFWHELL
replied to: Rajeev
It is my firm belief that the cap and trade system which will be applied to overcome effects of CO2 on our climate, will be fully augmented by the the recent discovery of
an important:

NEW ELEMENT

Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause reactions, that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as
many pillocks but twice as many morons.
It is therefor anticipated that the cap in trade system will work extremely efficiently in making carbon producers
extremely rich.

GF