Wilson Mizner
Overview
Wilson Mizner was an American
United States
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 playwright, raconteur, and entrepreneur. His best-known plays are The Deep Purple, produced in 1910, and The Greyhound, produced in 1912. He was manager and co-owner of The Brown Derby restaurant in Los Angeles, California
Los Angeles, California
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, and was affiliated with his brother, Addison Mizner
Addison Mizner
Addison Cairns Mizner was an American resort architect whose Mediterranean Revival and Spanish Colonial Revival style interpretations left an indelible stamp on South Florida, where it continues to inspire architects and land developers. In the 1920s Mizner was the best-known and most-discussed...

, in a series of scams and picaresque misadventures that inspired Stephen Sondheim's
Stephen Sondheim
Stephen Joshua Sondheim is an American composer and lyricist for stage and film. He is the winner of an Academy Award, multiple Tony Awards including the Special Tony Award for Lifetime Achievement in the Theatre, multiple Grammy Awards, a Pulitzer Prize and the Laurence Olivier Award...

 Road Show
Bounce (musical)
Road Show is a musical with music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim and a book by John Weidman...

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Wilson ("Bill") Mizner was born in Benicia, California
Benicia, California
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, one of eight children including brothers William, Edgar, Murray, Addison, Henry, and Lansing and sister Mary.
Quotations

If you copy from one author, it's plagiarism. If you copy from two, it's research.

Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore.

Quoted by Anita Loos, Kiss Hollywood Goodbye, Viking Press, New York, 1974, ISBN 0-670-41374-7. Loos goes on to claim that "the aphorism had no validity for Wilson."

Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.

Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

Be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet them on the way down.

Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Quoted by John Burke, Rogue's Progress, G. P. Putnam's Sons, New York, 1975, ISBN 0-399-11423-8.

...a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottom boat.

On Hollywood.

It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.

On his later respectability.

Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy.

Telegram to his brother, upon the news that Addison was fatally ill.

 
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