[Noticing the whole student body is staring at her green tint] What? What are you all looking at? OH! Do I have something in my teeth? Wait...is my underskirt showing? [Drops her suitcase] Alright, let's just get this over with. No, I am not seasick. Yes, I've always been green. No, I didn't eat grass as a child…

I don't cause commotions, I am one.

[to Glinda] Well, we can't all come and go by bubble!

[to Nessarose] There's no place like home.

[About Dorothy] I mean, who steals a dead woman's shoes? Must've been raised in a barn!

"There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz; but of course, I'll care for Nessa... There's been some confusion, for you see, my room-mate is ... blonde!"

What could he get me? I clash with everything.

[To Dr. Dillamond] You shouldn't let statements like that bother you. I mean, I always do, but you shouldn't.

[Upon descending at the Munchkinland celebration of the Witch's demise] It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to respond! That was rhetorical.

[Commenting on one of Elphaba's outbursts] It seems the artichoke is steamed.