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Viz is a popular British
United Kingdom

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly known as the United Kingdom , the UK or Britain,is a sovereign state located off the northwestern coast of continental Europe....
 comic magazine
Comic magazine

Comic magazine may refer to:*A comic, a periodical containing comic strips published in Europe, e.g. in the British comic or in Franco-Belgian comics magazines...
 which has been running since 1979.

The comic's style parodies the strait-laced British comics of the post-war period, notably The Beano
The Beano

The Beano comic is a United Kingdom children's comic book, published by D. C. Thomson & Co. Ltd.The comic first appeared on 26 July 1938 and was published weekly....
 and The Dandy
The Dandy

The Dandy is a long running children's comic published in the United Kingdom. It is published by D. C. Thomson & Co. Ltd. The first issue was printed in 1937 and it is the world's second longest running comic, second only to Detective Comics ....
, but with incongruous language, crude toilet humour
Toilet humour

Toilet humour, or scatological humour, is a type of off-color humor dealing with defecation, urination, flatulence, vomiting and other bodily functions....
, black comedy
Black comedy

file:Hopscotch to oblivion.jpgBlack comedy is a sub-genre of comedy and satire in which topics and events that are usually regarded as taboo are treated in a satirical or humorous manner while retaining its seriousness....
 and either sexual
Sexual intercourse

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which the Penis enters the Vagina. The two entities may be of opposite sexes or not, or they may be hermaphrodite, as is the case with snails....
 or violent
Violence

Violence is the expression of physical force against self or other, compelling action against one's will on pain of being hurt. Variant uses of the term refer to the destruction of non-living objects ....
 storylines. It also sends up tabloid
Tabloid

A tabloid is an industry term which refers to a smaller newspaper format per spread; to a weekly or semi-weekly alternative newspaper that focuses on local-interest stories and entertainment, often distributed free of charge ; or to a newspaper that tends to emphasize sensationalism crime stories, gossip columns repeating scandalous innuend...
 newspapers, with mockeries of articles and letters pages. It features competition
Competition

Competition is a rivalry between individuals, groups, nations, or animals, for territory, a niche, or allocation of resources. It arises whenever two or more parties strive for a goal which cannot be shared....
s and advertisements
Advertising

Advertising is a form of communication that typically attempts to persuade potential customers to Purchasing or to consume more of a particular brand of Product or Service ....
 for overpriced 'limited edition' tat, such as a cat which "shits its own weight in gold", as well as obsessions with half-forgotten celebrities from the 1970s and 1980s such as Shakin' Stevens
Shakin' Stevens

Shakin' Stevens, also known as "Shaky" is a Music recording sales certification selling Welsh rock and roll singer and songwriter, who has the distinction of being the top selling male UK single musician of the 1980s....
 and Rodney Bewes
Rodney Bewes

Rodney Bewes is an England television actor probably best known for playing the lovable Bob Ferris in the classic BBC Situation comedy The Likely Lads and Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?...
.






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Viz is a popular British
United Kingdom

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly known as the United Kingdom , the UK or Britain,is a sovereign state located off the northwestern coast of continental Europe....
 comic magazine
Comic magazine

Comic magazine may refer to:*A comic, a periodical containing comic strips published in Europe, e.g. in the British comic or in Franco-Belgian comics magazines...
 which has been running since 1979.

The comic's style parodies the strait-laced British comics of the post-war period, notably The Beano
The Beano

The Beano comic is a United Kingdom children's comic book, published by D. C. Thomson & Co. Ltd.The comic first appeared on 26 July 1938 and was published weekly....
 and The Dandy
The Dandy

The Dandy is a long running children's comic published in the United Kingdom. It is published by D. C. Thomson & Co. Ltd. The first issue was printed in 1937 and it is the world's second longest running comic, second only to Detective Comics ....
, but with incongruous language, crude toilet humour
Toilet humour

Toilet humour, or scatological humour, is a type of off-color humor dealing with defecation, urination, flatulence, vomiting and other bodily functions....
, black comedy
Black comedy

file:Hopscotch to oblivion.jpgBlack comedy is a sub-genre of comedy and satire in which topics and events that are usually regarded as taboo are treated in a satirical or humorous manner while retaining its seriousness....
 and either sexual
Sexual intercourse

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which the Penis enters the Vagina. The two entities may be of opposite sexes or not, or they may be hermaphrodite, as is the case with snails....
 or violent
Violence

Violence is the expression of physical force against self or other, compelling action against one's will on pain of being hurt. Variant uses of the term refer to the destruction of non-living objects ....
 storylines. It also sends up tabloid
Tabloid

A tabloid is an industry term which refers to a smaller newspaper format per spread; to a weekly or semi-weekly alternative newspaper that focuses on local-interest stories and entertainment, often distributed free of charge ; or to a newspaper that tends to emphasize sensationalism crime stories, gossip columns repeating scandalous innuend...
 newspapers, with mockeries of articles and letters pages. It features competition
Competition

Competition is a rivalry between individuals, groups, nations, or animals, for territory, a niche, or allocation of resources. It arises whenever two or more parties strive for a goal which cannot be shared....
s and advertisements
Advertising

Advertising is a form of communication that typically attempts to persuade potential customers to Purchasing or to consume more of a particular brand of Product or Service ....
 for overpriced 'limited edition' tat, such as a cat which "shits its own weight in gold", as well as obsessions with half-forgotten celebrities from the 1970s and 1980s such as Shakin' Stevens
Shakin' Stevens

Shakin' Stevens, also known as "Shaky" is a Music recording sales certification selling Welsh rock and roll singer and songwriter, who has the distinction of being the top selling male UK single musician of the 1980s....
 and Rodney Bewes
Rodney Bewes

Rodney Bewes is an England television actor probably best known for playing the lovable Bob Ferris in the classic BBC Situation comedy The Likely Lads and Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?...
. Occasionally, it satirises current events
NeWS

NeWS was a windowing system developed by Sun Microsystems in the mid 1980s. Originally known as "SunDew", its primary authors were James Gosling and David S....
 and politician
Politician

A politician is an individual who is involved in influencing public decision making through the influence of politics or a person who influences the way a society is governed....
s, but has no particular political standpoint. Its success has led to the appearance of numerous rivals crudely copying the format Viz pioneered; none of them has managed seriously to challenge its popularity. It once enjoyed being the fourth most popular magazine in the UK, but circulation has since dropped to just over 300,000 (from 1.2 million). This is mainly because its comic remit has become broader and its format more commonplace, but also partly due to the fact that price has increased sharply to £3 (as of issue 178) and it is now published 'monthly' ten times a year. The falling circulation and rising cover price are often referenced in the comic itself, often by disgruntled contributors to the letters page.

Some of its comedic devices, for example, generating the illusion of an entire comic-strip "universe" with a "one-off" strip, often based on a surrealistic pun
Pun

A pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humour or rhetorical effect....
, were widely employed in the earlier and now-defunct American humour magazine National Lampoon, which was itself more or less a sophisticated version of Mad Magazine.

In a recently released coffee table book
Coffee table book

A coffee table book is a hardcover book that is intended to sit on a coffee table or similar surface in an area where guests sit and are entertained, thus inspiring conversation or alleviating boredom....
 celebrating 25 years of Viz, cartoonist Graham Dury
Graham Dury

Graham Dury is a United Kingdom cartoonist. He is known for his work with adult comic Viz , having contributed to the magazine from its early years....
 is quoted as saying: "We pride ourselves on the fact that you're no cleverer when you've read Viz. You might have had a few laughs, but you've not learnt anything".

History

The comic was started in Newcastle upon Tyne
Newcastle upon Tyne

Newcastle upon Tyne is a City status in the United Kingdom and metropolitan borough of Tyne and Wear, in North East England. Situated on the north bank of the River Tyne, the city developed from a Roman Empire settlement called Pons Aelius, though it owes its name to the Newcastle Castle built in 1080, by Robert Curthose, the eldest son of...
 in December 1979 by Chris Donald
Chris Donald

Chris Donald is the founder of, and one of the principal contributors to, the United Kingdom comic magazine Viz . He attended Heaton Comprehensive School, where he did not complete his Advanced Level , and in 1978 he began work as a clerical officer at the Department of Health and Social Security central office in Longbenton, Newcastle u...
, who produced the comic from his bedroom in his parents' Jesmond
Jesmond

Jesmond is a residential suburb and Wards of the United Kingdom just north of the centre of Newcastle upon Tyne, England. The population is about 12,000....
 home with help from his brother Simon
Simon Donald

Simon Donald is a co-founder and was co-editor of the United Kingdom comic magazine Viz until 2003.He set up the magazine in 1979 with his brother Chris Donald from a bedroom in Newcastle upon Tyne....
 and friend Jim Brownlow. Editor Chris Donald himself cannot remember exactly where the name of the magazine comes from. The most he can remember is: at the time, he needed to come up with a proper name for it, and he considered the word "Viz" a very easy word to write/remember, as it consisted of three letters which are easily made with straight lines. The word Viz itself comes from the Latin words vide licet, which is usually abbreviated
Scribal abbreviation

Scribal abbreviations were abbreviations used by ancient and medieval scribes writing in Latin. In modern manuscript editing sigla are sometimes special symbols as described below, or simply abbreviations that may indicate where a particular source manuscript is held, or who copied it....
 to "viz", meaning "more appropriately or accurately; namely", and is often used interchangeably with "i.e."; for example: "He was a minor Duke in the House of Lords, viz. the Duke of Rochester". The name "Viz Comic" is also close to the Latin phrase "Vis Comica", which means "Sense of Humour".

It came about at around the time, and in the spirit of, the punk
Punk zine

A punk zine is a zine devoted to punk subculture culture, most often punk rock music, bands, or the DIY punk ethic. Punk zines are the most likely place to find punk literature....
 fanzines, and used alternative methods of distribution, such as the prominent DIY record label and shop Falling A Records
Falling A Records

Falling A Records is a Essex, England based independent record label formed in the late 1970s, and heavily involved with the D.I.Y cassette movement of the early 1980s....
, which was an early champion of the comic. The first 12-page issue went on sale for 20p (30p to students) in a local pub
Public house

A public house, the formal name for a pub in Britain, is a drinking establishment licensed to serve alcoholic beverage for consumption on or off the premises in countries and regions of United Kingdom influence....
 which hosted punk gigs, and the run of 150 copies had sold out within hours. What had begun as a few pages, photocopied and sold to friends, became a publishing phenomenon. To meet the demand, and to make up for Brownlow's diminishing interest in contributing, freelance artist Graham Dury was hired and worked alongside Chris Donald.

After a few years of steady sales, mostly in the North East
North East England

North-East England is one of the nine official regions of England and comprises the combined area of Northumberland, County Durham, Tyne and Wear, part of North Yorkshire and Tees Valley....
 of England, circulation had grown to around 5,000. As the magazine's popularity grew, the bedroom became too small and production moved to a nearby Jesmond
Jesmond

Jesmond is a residential suburb and Wards of the United Kingdom just north of the centre of Newcastle upon Tyne, England. The population is about 12,000....
 office. Donald also hired another freelance artist, Simon Thorp, whose work had impressed him. For over a decade, these four would be the nucleus of Viz. In 1985, a deal was signed with Virgin Books
Virgin Books

Virgin Books is a United Kingdom book publisher 90% owned by the publishing group Random House, and 10% owned by Virgin Group, the company originally set up by Richard Branson as a record company....
 to publish the comic nationally every two months. In 1987, the Virgin director responsible for Viz, John Brown, set up his own publishing company, John Brown Publishing
John Brown Publishing

John Brown, previously called John Brown Publishing, is one of the world?s largest customer communication agencies. While originally formed as a magazine company it now offers a broad range of services under a single umbrella - these include divisions for catalogues, digital, customer magazines, children?s content and brand comms....
, to handle Viz. Sales exceeded a million by the end of 1989, making Viz for a time one of the biggest-selling magazines in the country. Inevitably, a number of imitations of Viz were launched, but these never matched the original in popularity, and rarely in quality.

Sales steadily declined from the mid-1990s to around 200,000 in 2001, by which time Chris Donald had resigned as editor
Editing

Editing is the process of preparing language, s, sound, video, or film through correction, condensation, organization, and other modifications in various media....
 and passed control to an "editorial cabinet" comprising his brother, Simon, Dury, Thorp and new recruits Davey Jones and Alex Collier. In June 2001, the comic was acquired as part of a £6.4 million deal by I Feel Good (IFG), a company belonging to ex-Loaded
Loaded (magazine)

Loaded, first published by IPC Media in 1994, is a United Kingdom magazine for men that is considered to be the "original lad mags". Its motto is "For men who should know better"....
 editor James Brown
James Brown (editor)

James Brown was born in Leeds, and went to Lawnswood High School in Lawnswood, North Leeds. He is best known for creating the modern men's magazine market with the launch of his title Loaded in 1994, a magazine that was said to define a generation....
, and increased in frequency to ten times a year. In 2003, it changed hands again when IFG were bought out by Dennis Publishing
Dennis Publishing

Dennis Publishing Ltd. is one of the world?s leading independent publishers. It was founded in 1974.The company publishes 19 magazines in the United Kingdom ...
.

Soon after, Simon Donald quit his role as co-editor, in an attempt to develop a career in television. Much of the non-cartoon material such as the newspaper spoofs are now written by Robin Halstead, Jason Hazeley, Joel Morris and Alex Morris, the authors of The Framley Examiner
The Framley Examiner

The Framley Examiner is a parody of a newspaper in a small provincial English language town.Very little happens in Framley, so the highlights in the newspaper are the absurdist classified ads , firmly in the absurdist British comic tradition of The Goon Show and Monty Python....
, and by James MacDougall and Christina Martin
Christina Martin

Christina Martin came third in the 2006 Funny Women Awards. She has been writing features and articles for Viz Comic since 2006 and has been writing for New Humanist magazine since 2007....
.

Notable strips

For a complete list, see List of Viz comic strips
List of Viz comic strips

Following is a list of recurring or notable one-off strips from the United Kingdom adult spoof comic magazine Viz :...
Many Viz characters have featured in long-running strips, becoming well known in their own right, including spin-off cartoon
Cartoon

The word cartoon has various meanings, based on several very different forms of visual art and illustration. The term has evolved over time.The original meaning was in fine art, and there cartoon meant a preparatory drawing for a piece of art such as a painting or tapestry....
s. Characters often have rhyming or humorous taglines, such as Roger Mellie, the Man on the Telly
Roger Mellie

Roger Mellie is a fictional character featured in Viz magazine. His catchphrase is "Hello, good evening and bollocks!", satirising David Frost 's catchphrase of "Hello, good evening, and welcome"....
, Nobby's Piles
Nobby's Piles

Nobby's Piles is the name of a cartoon in the United Kingdom comic Viz . It is one of the longest running strips, having been appearing with some regularity since the mid-1980s....
, Johnny Fartpants
Johnny Fartpants

Johnny Fartpants was arguably the first character in Viz magazine to achieve United Kingdom-wide notoriety, and was certainly on a lot of teenagers' T-shirts in the late 1980s....
, Buster Gonad
Buster Gonad

Buster Gonad is the name of a cartoon character in the United Kingdom comic Viz . It involves the surreal adventures of "the boy with unfeasibly large testicles"....
, Sid the Sexist
Sid the Sexist

Sid the Sexist is a character from the English comic book Viz comic....
 or Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entendres
Finbarr Saunders

Finbarr Saunders is a long-running comic strip in the United Kingdom comic magazine Viz .The strip is about a boy who is always overhearing ambiguous conversations, usually between his divorced mother and their neighbour, Mr....
. Others are based on stereotype
Stereotype

A stereotype is a preconceived idea that attributes certain characteristics to all the members of class or set. The term is often used with a negative connotation when referring to an oversimplified, exaggerated, or demeaning assumption that a particular individual possesses the characteristics associated with the class due to his or her me...
s of British culture
Culture

Culture is difficult to define. For example, in 1952, Alfred Kroeber and Clyde Kluckhohn compiled a list of 164 definitions of "culture" in Culture: A Critical Review of Concepts and Definitions....
, mostly via working class
Working class

Working class is a term used in academic sociology and in ordinary conversation to describe, depending on context and speaker, those employed in specific fields or types of work....
 characters. In addition to this, the comic also contains plenty of 'in jokes' referring to people and places in and around Newcastle upon Tyne
Newcastle upon Tyne

Newcastle upon Tyne is a City status in the United Kingdom and metropolitan borough of Tyne and Wear, in North East England. Situated on the north bank of the River Tyne, the city developed from a Roman Empire settlement called Pons Aelius, though it owes its name to the Newcastle Castle built in 1080, by Robert Curthose, the eldest son of...
.

Many strips appear only once. These very often have extremely surreal
Surreal humour

Surreal humour is a form of humour, stylistically related to the artistic ambitions of the surrealism, based on bizarre juxtapositions, absurd situations and nonsense....
 or bizarre storylines, and often feature celebrities. For example: "Paul Daniels
Paul Daniels

Paul Daniels is a United Kingdom magic and television performer. He achieved national fame through his television series The Paul Daniels Magic Show, which ran on the BBC from 1979 to 1994....
's Jet-Ski
Jet ski

Jet Ski is the brand name of personal watercraft manufactured by Kawasaki Heavy Industries. The name, however, has become a genericized trademark for any type of personal watercraft....
 Journey to the Centre of Elvis", and "Arse
Arse

Arse is an English language term referring to the buttocks, first recorded circa 1400 and is commonly used in English speaking countries such as the British English, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand, parts of Canada and former parts of the British Empire....
 Farm – Young Pete and Jenny Nostradamus were spending the holidays with their Uncle Jed, who farmed arses deep in the heart of the Sussex
Sussex

Sussex , from the Old English Su?seaxe , is a Historic counties of England in South East England England corresponding roughly in area to the ancient Kingdom of Sussex....
 countryside...". The latter type often follows the style of Enid Blyton
Enid Blyton

Enid Mary Blyton was a United Kingdom List of children's literature authors known as both Enid Blyton and Mary Pollock. She was one of the most successful children's storytellers of the twentieth century....
 and other popular children's adventure stories of the 1950s. Several strips were single-panel, one-off puns
Puns

Puns may refer to:*Partido de Uni?n Nacional Saharaui, the Sahrawi political party* Pun, figure of speech...
, such as "Daft Bugger", which featured two bored, uninterested men engaged in the act of buggery
Buggery

The English term buggery is very close in meaning to the term sodomy, and is often used interchangeably in law and popular speech. It is also a specific criminal offense under the English common law....
; the buggerer then states that he has forgotten his car keys (thus making him "daft").

Most of the stories take place in the fictitious town of Fulchester
Fulchester

Fulchester is a fictitious town where most of the comic strips in the humorous Viz comic are based, the town being based near Newcastle Upon Tyne judging by the dialects and cultural references....
. Fulchester was originally the setting of the British TV programme Crown Court before the name was adopted by the Viz team. Billy the Fish
Billy the Fish

Billy the Fish is a long-running cartoon strip in the United Kingdom comic Viz that first appeared in 1983.Created by artist Chris Donald and writer Simon Thorp Billy the Fish is, like many Viz strips, a lampoon of British comics - In Billy the Fishs case, that of football -themed strips such as Roy of the Rovers....
 plays for Fulchester United F.C. There is innuendo in the name: the Internet domain fuck.co.uk was at one time held by fans of Viz who claimed to be promoting the Fulchester Underwater Canoeing Klubb. A significant number of strips, most of which centre on child characters, are set in the fictional Barnton.

One of the most pun-based strips was "George Bestial", which centered on famous footballer George Best
George Best

George Best was a Northern Irish professional association football player, best known for his years with Manchester United F.C.. He was a winger whose game combined pace, acceleration, balance, two-footedness, goalscoring and the ability to beat defenders....
 committing bestiality. The strip was discontinued after the death of Best.

Viz also lampoons political ideas - both left-wing ideals, in strips such as "The Modern Parents
The Modern Parents

The Modern Parents is a comic strip from the United Kingdom comic Viz .The creator is John Fardell, who both writes and illustrates the strip....
" (and to an extent in Student Grant
Student Grant

Student Grant is a cartoon strip in the United Kingdom comic Viz featuring a University student named Grant Wankshaft. It first appeared in 1992 and was quite prolific during the rest of the 1990s, although has appeared less frequently since then....
), and right-wing ones such as "Baxter Basics", "Victorian Dad
Victorian Dad

Victorian Dad is a character in the United Kingdom comic Viz .First appearing in Viz in the 1990s, Victorian Dad lives in the contemporary age but dresses and acts like a parody of a stereotypical gentleman of the Victorian era....
" and numerous strips involving tabloid columnists Garry Bushell
Garry Bushell

Garry Bushell is an England newspaper columnist, rock music Journalism, television presenter and author. Bushell also plays in the Oi! band The Gonads and manages the New York City Oi! band Maninblack....
 ("Garry Bushell the Bear") and Richard Littlejohn
Richard Littlejohn

Richard William Littlejohn is a right-wing England author, broadcaster and journalist. His twice-weekly columns in the Daily Mail and The Sun earned him a place in the inaugural 'Newspaper Hall of Fame' as one of the most influential journalists of the past 40 years....
 ("Richard Littlecock" and "Robin Hood and Richard Littlejohn"), portraying them as obsessed with homosexuality
Homosexuality

Homosexuality refers to human sexual behavior or same-sex attraction between people of the same sex or to homosexual orientation. As a sexual orientation, homosexuality refers to "having sexual and romantic attraction primarily or exclusively to members of one?s own sex"; "it also refers to an individual?s sense of personal and social identi...
, political correctness
Political correctness

Political correctness is a term applied to language, ideas, policies, or behavior seen as seeking to minimize offense to gender, racial, cultural, disabled, aged or other identity groups....
 and non-existent left-wing conspiracies
Left-wing conspiracy

Left-wing conspiracy refers to a purported cohesive network of political liberals who seek to discredit, smear and politically ruin conservatism in a more insidious and illegal way than is common in modern mainstream politics....
 to the exclusion of all else.

In keeping with the comic's irreverent and deliberately non-conformist style, The Duke of Edinburgh
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh is the husband of Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom since 20 November 1947, and her prince consort since 6 February 1952....
 was once parodied as a culturally insensitive, dim-witted xenophobe in a one-off strip "HRH The Duke of Edinburgh and his Jocular Larks" which centred on the Duke making outrageously ill-informed comments to a young Chinese victim of a residential housing block collapse.

Occasionally, celebrities get the 'honour' of strips all to themselves. Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly, Order of the British Empire is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname The Big Yin ....
 has had more than one devoted to him trying to ingratiate himself with the Queen; Harold Shipman
Harold Shipman

Harold Frederick "Fred" Shipman was a British general practitioner and convicted serial killer. He is one of the most List of serial killers by number of victimss in history with 236 murders being ascribed to him, though the real number may be much higher, perhaps over 450....
 and Fred West
Fred West

Frederick Walter Stephen West , better known as Fred West, was an English people serial killer.Between 1967 and 1987, he and his wife Rosemary West tortured, raped and murdered at least 12 young women, many at the couple's homes....
 got their own strip as rival neighbours trying to kill the old woman next door and trying to foil each other's plans (Harold and Fred - they make ladies dead! ), and Bob Hope
Bob Hope

Bob Hope, Order of the British Empire, Order of St. Gregory the Great , was an British-born American comedian and actor who appeared in vaudeville, on Broadway theatre, and in radio, television and movies....
 had a strip of him trying to think up amusing last words to utter on his deathbed (but ended up with just a load of swearing). The singer Elton John
Elton John

Sir Elton Hercules John Order of the British Empire is an England singer-songwriter, composer and pianist.In his four-decade career, John has been one of the dominant forces in rock and popular music, especially during the 1970s....
 has also appeared frequently in recent issues as a double-dealing Del Boy
Del Boy

Derek Edward Trotter , more commonly known as "Del Boy", is the fictional lead character in the popular BBC sitcom Only Fools and Horses....
-type character attempting to pull off small-time criminal scams such as tobacco smuggling, benefit fraud and cheating on fruit machines. Most recently, he was seen posing as a window cleaner and conning customers to pay him, before being mistaken for a Peeping Tom and given a thorough hiding. The strips always end with Elton being beaten at his own game by one or more of his musical contemporaries from the 1970s and 80s. Other celebs to have been featured in their own strips include Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross (television presenter)

Jonathan Stephen Ross Order of the British Empire is a triple BAFTA Award-winning England film critic and presenter of radio and television. Working extensively with the BBC, Ross has presented The Film programme since 1997, his own chat show, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross since 2001, and a radio show on BBC Radio 2 beginning in 19...
, Russell Brand
Russell Brand

Russell Edward Brand is an England comedian, actor, columnist and presenter of radio presenter and television presenter.Brand achieved mainstream fame in the UK for presenting a Big Brother spin-off, Big Brother's Big Mouth, and for his The Russell Brand Show , among other television series and award ceremonies....
, Esther Rantzen
Esther Rantzen

Esther Louise Rantzen Order of the British Empire is an England journalist and television presenter who is best known for her long stint in That's Life! and her child protection activities as founder of the charity ChildLine....
, Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry

Stephen John Fry is an England actor, comedian, author and television presenter. With Hugh Laurie, as the comedy double act Fry and Laurie, he co-wrote and co-starred in A Bit of Fry and Laurie, and the duo also played the title roles in Jeeves and Wooster....
, Noel Edmonds
Noel Edmonds

Noel Ernest Edmonds, Deputy Lieutenant is an English television presenter, Senior management and philanthropist, who made his name as a disc jockey on BBC Radio 1 in the UK....
, Jimmy Saville (as the headmaster of "Pop School", as "Sir Jimmy Savile, the Owl" and in "Jimmy Savile's Haunted Head"), Johnny Vaughan
Johnny Vaughan

Johnny Vaughan is an England broadcaster and journalist. Vaughan has become well-known as a television and radio personality and has also built a reputation as a Film criticism....
, Adam Ant
Adam Ant

Adam Ant is an English musician, who gained popularity as the lead singer of 1980s New Wave music/post-punk group Adam and the Ants and later as a solo artist....
, Boy George
Boy George

Boy George is an England singer-songwriter who was part of the English New Romantic movement which emerged in the early 1980s. He helped give androgyny an international stage with the success of Culture Club during the 1980s....
, Freddie Garrity
Freddie Garrity

Freddie Garrity was the singer, frontman and comical element in the 1960s pop music Freddie and the Dreamers.In the early years of the band, Garrity's official birthdate was given as 14 November 1940 to make him appear younger and therefore more appealing to the youth market who bought the majority of records sold in England at the time....
, Steve McFadden
Steve McFadden

Steve McFadden is an England actor who is well-known for his starring role as Phil Mitchell in the United Kingdom BBC TV drama EastEnders, since 1990....
, Morrissey
Morrissey

Steven Patrick Morrissey , known primarily as Morrissey, is a British singer-songwriter. After a short stint in the punk rock band The Nosebleeds in the late 1970s, he rose to prominence in the 1980s as the lyricist and vocalist of the alternative rock band The Smiths....
 (constantly finding daffodils stuck into the seat of his trousers, parodying his appearances on Top of the Pops
Top of the Pops

Top of the Pops, also known as TOTP, is a long-running United Kingdom UK Singles Chart television programme, made by the BBC and originally broadcast weekly from 1 January 1964 to 30 July 2006....
), Busted, Eminem
Eminem

Marshall Bruce Mathers III , known by his primary stage name Eminem, or by his alter-ego Slim Shady, is an American rapper, record producer and actor....
, Big Daddy
Big Daddy

Big Daddy may refer to:...
 and plenty more.

In 2002, British comedian Johnny Vegas
Johnny Vegas

Johnny Vegas is an England actor and comedian. He is known for his bizarre rants, portly figure, husky voice, loyal support of rugby league and avid consumption of Guinness....
 sold the exclusive rights to his wedding photographs to Viz for £1, in a flippant dig at celebrity couples who sold the rights to their wedding photos to glossy magazines such as OK!
OK!

OK! is a British weekly magazine, specializing in celebrity news. Originally launched as a monthly, its first issue was published in April 1993....
 for anything up to (and over) £1million. Viz subsequently printed the 'exclusive' photos of Vegas' big day in their next issue, but Vegas claims he never received the money.

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Spoof news stories

Sprinkled throughout each issue are spoof news stories, serving to lampoon the tabloid media and obsess over celebrities. Viz invented a fictitious councillor called Hugo Guthrie, representing the real Black Country
Black Country

The Black Country is a loosely defined area of the English West Midlands conurbation, to the north and west of Birmingham, and to the south and east of Wolverhampton, around the South Staffordshire coalfield....
 town of Tipton
Tipton

Tipton is a town in the Sandwell borough of the West Midlands , England, with a population of around 47,000.Tipton is located about halfway between Birmingham and Wolverhampton....
. Guthrie would be cited in spoof news stories as designing all kinds of manic and incompetent schemes for the town, involving such ideas as a Disneyland called TiptonDisney.

There were also fictitious stories of normal events one might find in the paper; for example, one issue of Viz featured a small write-up of a wedding. However, in true Viz style, the wedding featured a lecherous groom marrying his pregnant (and significantly underaged) girlfriend, eyeing up her younger sister while being called a "cradle-snatching cunt" by her father (with the resulting fight prompting the bride's mother to cry out "less it, for fuck's sake" before the police arrived). Another such story revolved around a man who won several hundred pounds on the pools, and began living an inordinately lavish lifestyle ("I even paid for a taxi home from the pub" being one such example of his largesse), which collapsed when the money inevitably ran out, much to his chagrin ("I wish I'd never set eyes on the money").

Other stories include ludicrous "kiss and tell
Kiss and tell

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s" and similar stories by people who are portrayed as mentally disturbed, often with highly bizarre elements; examples include allegations by a man who claimed that, on holiday touring in his caravan
Travel trailer

A travel trailer or caravan is a trailer towed behind a road vehicle to provide a place to sleep which is more comfortable and protected than a tent ....
, he found a campsite run by Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley

Elvis Aaron Presley was an United Statesn singer, actor, and musician. A cultural icon, he is commonly known simply as "Elvis", and is also sometimes referred to as "List of honorific titles in popular music" or "The King"....
 who, when plied with drink, admitted to the Kennedy assassination; another from a retired toilet attendant who described the nature of faeces
Feces

Feces, faeces, or f?ces is a waste product from an animal's gastrointestinal tract expelled through the anus during defecation....
 from various little-known celebrities
Celebrity

A celebrity is a widely-recognized or notable person who commands a high degree of public and media attention. The word stems from the Latin verb "celebrare" but one may not become a celebrity unless public and mass media interest is piqued....
 and an exposé on the sex life of a 'mental hospital outpatient' who claimed to be having affairs with TV puppets such as Basil Brush
Basil Brush

Basil Brush is an anthropomorphic fox, best known as a British television character aimed at children. He is primarily portrayed by a hand puppet but has also been depicted in animated cartoon shorts and comic strips....
, the Thunderbirds
Thunderbirds (TV series)

Thunderbirds is a British mid-1960s television show devised by Gerry Anderson and Sylvia Anderson and made by AP Films using a form of marionette puppetry dubbed "Supermarionation"....
 and Thomas the Tank Engine
Thomas the Tank Engine

Thomas the Tank Engine is a fictional anthropomorphic steam locomotive created by the W.V. Awdry in his The Railway Series books, made into the British children's television series Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends and its American spin-off Shining Time Station....
 ("I'd never seen a train's cock before and it was huge").

Additionally, there were the usual stories revolving around celebrities, some in the "tell-all" vein (such as a customs agent who claimed he found drugs in Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson

'Pamela Denise Anderson' is a Canada-born actor, sex symbol, model , Television producer, author, and former show girl. Anderson is best known for her roles on the television series Home Improvement , Baywatch, and V.I.P....
's "plastic tits"). If one of a select band of frequently referenced stars is mentioned during these stories, they will be named humorously. Among others, Lemmy Kilmister
Lemmy Kilmister

Lemmy , also known as Lemmy Kilmister, Ian Willis and Lemmy von Mot?rhead, is an England singer and bassist. He is best known as the founding member of the Heavy metal music band Mot?rhead....
 will invariably be referred to as "Lemmy out of Motörhead
Motörhead

Mot?rhead are a British hard rock band formed in 1975 by bassist, singer and songwriter Lemmy, who has remained the sole constant member. Usually a power trio, Mot?rhead had particular success in the early 1980s with several successful singles in the UK Singles Chart....
", Bono
Bono

Paul David Hewson , also known by his stage name Bono, is the main vocalist of the Ireland rock band U2. Bono was born and raised in Dublin, Republic of Ireland, and attended Mount Temple Comprehensive School where he met his future wife, Ali Hewson, and the future members of U2....
 as "Bonio
Bonio

Bonio is the most popular brand of dog biscuit sold in the United Kingdom. It was originally sold by Spratts of London some 75 years ago, but through various acquisitions it is nowadays marketed by Nestl? Purina PetCare, until recently under their Winalot brand....
" (a brand of dog biscuit) and Sting as "Sting (real name Gordon Sting)", mixing the singer's birth and stage names.

Photos in Viz news stories are often edited and altered, much to the detriment of the subjects involved (teeth blacked out, facial features shrunken/enlarged, and so on). In the case of the aforementioned Lemmy, for one photo the editors simply took a picture of a man wearing a baseball cap and drew a crude approximation of Lemmy's facial hair and warts on his face (as well as writing "Motörhead" on the cap). Photos will frequently be captioned only with the name of the subject and a comma followed by "yesterday", e.g. "A train, yesterday".

Following the format common in tabloid
Tabloid

A tabloid is an industry term which refers to a smaller newspaper format per spread; to a weekly or semi-weekly alternative newspaper that focuses on local-interest stories and entertainment, often distributed free of charge ; or to a newspaper that tends to emphasize sensationalism crime stories, gossip columns repeating scandalous innuend...
 newspapers, paragraphs within written articles include 'cross heads' which, in normal journalism, serve to indicate the theme of the following sections. In Viz however, while these words often start out being relevant to the story, they quickly stray for comedic value and therefore have little or no relevance to the following text. The words will often follow a theme, such as TV cops' names or types of curry, and will sometimes spell out a sentence, rarely relevant, if read separately from the story.

Letterbocks

This section features letters both written by the editors and sent in by readers often with ridiculous names, usually in the form of obviously fictitious anecdotes (one reader claimed that by defecating on the high seas, he was able to expel a single unbroken "monster" turd; however, nobody wanted to grant him research funds for further attempts) or various observations, such as the "children say the funniest things" type (one issue featured numerous variations of a reader's young son making a reference to masturbation
Masturbation

Masturbation refers to sexual stimulation, especially of one's own sex organ , often to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed manually, by other types of bodily contact , by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods....
 during bathtime, such as "playing with [his] pork sword
Penis

The penis is an external sex organ of certain biologically male organisms, in both vertebrates and invertebrates.The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for Eutheria, additionally serves as the external organ of urination....
"; in this case, when the reader entered the bathroom, she discovered her son had indeed fashioned a sword out of pork sausages).

Many make observations about celebrities (especially those who have recently died; one letter printed after the deaths of Gianni Versace
Gianni Versace

Gianni Versace was an Italian fashion designer and founder of Versace, an international fashion house, which produces accessories, perfume, makeup and home furnishings as well as clothes....
 and Princess Diana remarked on both their violent deaths and friendship with Elton John
Elton John

Sir Elton Hercules John Order of the British Empire is an England singer-songwriter, composer and pianist.In his four-decade career, John has been one of the dominant forces in rock and popular music, especially during the 1970s....
, stating "I tell you what. If I was George Michael
George Michael

Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou , best known as George Michael, is a two-time Grammy Award winning, England singer-songwriter, who has had a career as frontman of the duo Wham! as well as a soul music-influenced, solo Pop music musician....
 right about now, I'd be shitting myself") or current events (a 2000 issue remarked "The Government spent £850 million on the Millennium Bug, and the only thing that crashes is Q
Q (James Bond)

Q is a fictional character in the James Bond. Q , like M , is a job title rather than a name. He is the head of Q Branch , the fictional research and development division of the Secret Intelligence Service....
 [Desmond Llewelyn
Desmond Llewelyn

Desmond Wilkinson Llewelyn was a Wales actor, famous for playing the fictional character of Q in the James Bond ....
] out of the Bond films").

Most employ deliberate misunderstandings for comic effect (e.g. "These so-called speed bump
Speed bump

A speed bump is a velocity-reducing feature of road design to slow traffic or reduce through traffic. A speed bump is a bump in a roadway with heights typically ranging between 3 to 4 inches ....
s are a joke. If anything they slow you down.") or I went to one of these so called Gentlemens clubs and was shocked to see it was full of Women to make matters worse many of them were wearing very little clothing. Often letters feature simple yet absurd statements ("I'm heading off to the pub in a few minutes and wondered if any of your readers fancied joining me for a pint").

A bizarre series of letters from a J Cursiter of Bristol
Bristol

Bristol is a City status in the United Kingdom, unitary authority area and Ceremonial counties of England in South West England, west of London, and east of Cardiff....
 recounted his hobby of watching passers-by from 'a series of cunningly-disguised hides'. It is unclear whether Cursiter is a reader of the comic or a creation of the editors.

Often letters are printed that criticise Viz, accusing it of "not being as funny as it used to be", condemning it as being offensive or of complaining about the frequent price rises. These are often published and sometimes even framed in a small section titled "Why I Love My Viz!", blatantly mocking The Sun
The Sun (newspaper)

The Sun is a tabloid daily newspaper published in the United Kingdom and Republic of Ireland with the highest Newspaper circulation of any daily English-language newspaper in the world and the biggest circulation within the UK, standing at an average of 3,121,000 copies a day between January and June 2008 and with a daily readership of a...
 newspaper's habit of printing (positive) comments in little frames titled "Why I Love My Sun!"

There are often invitations for readers to submit pictures, such as the request for examples of "Insincere Smiles", whereby people sent in pictures cut from newspapers and brochures of celebrities and politicians caught smiling in a manner which looks utterly insincere and forced (Tony Blair
Tony Blair

Anthony Charles Lynton "Tony" Blair is a British politician, who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007....
 featured at least twice). A similar series was of men who were wearing absurdly ill-fitting wigs. There's also "Up The Arse Corner", where photographs are submitted of people whose pose, and/or facial expression, could be misconstrued as being in the midst of an act of buggery
Buggery

The English term buggery is very close in meaning to the term sodomy, and is often used interchangeably in law and popular speech. It is also a specific criminal offense under the English common law....
.

Letterbocks also formerly featured correspondence from, and has brought fame to, the late Abdul Latif
Abdul Latif (restaurateur)

Abdul Latif, Royal Society for the encouragement of Arts, Manufactures & Commerce was a United Kingdom restaurateur of Bangladeshi origin. He was well-known for his dish "Curry Hell" — a curry reputedly so Pungency that it was offered for free to patrons of his Newcastle upon Tyne restaurant who could finish the entire meal....
, Lord of Harpole
Harpole

Harpole Northamptonshire, England, is a village 4 miles west of Northampton, in the district council area of South Northamptonshire where it is part of Harpole and Grange ward, together with the parishes of Milton Malsor, Kislingbury, Rothersthorpe and Gayton, Northamptonshire....
, proprietor of the (real) Curry Capital restaurant (formerly the Rupali), Bigg Market. His Lordship often promoted his restaurant with spoof competitions and offers. In December 2006, he appeared in a seasonal broadcast to rival the Queen's Christmas message.

Lame to Fame
A semi-regular feature in Letterbocks is the "Lame to Fame" column, where readers can send in "claims to fame" where they explain how they are related to well-known celebrities. However, the relations are so purposefully distant and/or commonplace that the claim cannot make the reader any more notable than any other bloke off the street; for example: "I once had a drink with a bloke
Bloke

Bloke is a British slang term referring to a fellow, a man, commonly used in Britain, Australia and New Zealand. It was first recorded in England in the 1820s and appeared in a glossary by the late 1830s, spelled "bloak" and defined as "a gentleman." During the second half of the 1800s, it had fairly common usage in American English, from und...
 who had caught Duran Duran
Duran Duran

Duran Duran are an English music group from Birmingham, United Kingdom. They were one of the most commercially successful of the 1980s bands and a leading band in the MTV-driven "Second British Invasion" of the United States....
's Simon Le Bon
Simon Le Bon

Simon John Charles Le Bon is the lead singer and lyricist of the new wave band Duran Duran and its offshoot, Arcadia ....
's dog after it had escaped from his big house".

Top Tips

A long-running segment has been the Top Tips, reader-submitted suggestions which are a parody of similar sections found in women's magazines offering domestic and everyday tips to make life easier. In Viz, naturally, they are usually absurd, impractical or ludicrous; for example: "A small coniferous tree in the corner of your living room is an excellent place to store Christmas decorations", or "Why waste money on expensive binoculars? Simply stand closer to the object you wish to observe". Some tips are for ludicrous motives, such as "how to convince neighbours that your house has dry rot
Dry rot

Dry rot refers to the decay of timber in buildings and other wooden structures caused by certain fungi. In other fields, the term has also been applied to the decay of crop plants by fungi and the deterioration of rubber....
", while others are for possibly sensible motives but with ridiculous and impractical suggestions for going about it, such as "convince friends that you have a high powered job in the City by leaving for work at 6 am every morning, arriving home at 10 at night, never keeping social appointments and dropping down dead at the age of 36" and "Save money on sex-lines by phoning up the Samaritans and threatening to kill yourself unless they talk dirty". Some are inexplicable: "To make your husband's trousers heavier, hang onions from the belt loops"; some inspire volleys of running jokes: "Fun-sized Mars Bar
Mars Bar

The Mars Bar is a chocolate bar manufactured by Mars Incorporated. It was first manufactured in Slough Trading Estate in the United Kingdom in 1932 as a sweeter version of the American Milky Way bar which Mars, Inc....
s make ideal normal sized Mars Bars for dwarves", "Normal-sized Mars bars make ideal fun-sized Mars Bars for giants", "King-size Mars Bars make ideal normal size Mars Bars for giants" and "Normal-sized Mars Bars make ideal king-sized Mars Bars for dwarves".

A more recent trend is for sarcastic tips to be offered that are observations by the readers regarding other people's behaviour, such as someone (obviously a barmaid) who suggested male public house
Public house

A public house, the formal name for a pub in Britain, is a drinking establishment licensed to serve alcoholic beverage for consumption on or off the premises in countries and regions of United Kingdom influence....
 customers who are "trying to get into a barmaid's knickers" should "pull back your tenner just as she reaches to take it when paying for a round. It really turns us on". In a similar vein, one reader (or Viz staffer) suggested "Old people – are you worried that people in a hurry might be able to get past you on the pavement? Why not try stumbling aimlessly from side to side? That should stop them".

McDonald's
McDonald's

McDonald's Corporation is the world's largest chain of fast food restaurants, serving nearly 58 million customers daily. McDonald's primarily sells hamburgers, cheeseburgers, chicken products, French fries, breakfast items, soft drinks, milkshakes, and desserts....
 was accused of plagiarising a number of Viz Top Tips in an advertising campaign they ran in 1996. Some of the similarities are almost word-for-word:

"Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them, and then you can buy them back for 50p". – Viz Top Tip (published May 1989)


"Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to a second-hand shop. They will wash and iron them, and then you can buy them back for 50p". – McDonald's advert


The case was later settled out of court for an undisclosed sum (donated to Comic Relief); however, many Viz readers had believed that the comic had given permission for their use, leading to Top Tips submissions such as: "Geordie magazine editors. Continue paying your mortgage and buying expensive train sets ... by simply licensing the Top Tips concept to a multinational burger corporation".

Spoof advertisements and competitions

Viz has had many different spoof adverts for various items, such as ornaments, dolls, sheds, china plates and novelty chess
Chess

Chess is a recreational and competitive game played between two Player . Sometimes called Western chess or international chess to distinguish it from History of chess and other chess variants, the current form of the game emerged in Southern Europe during the second half of the 15th century after evolving from similar, much older...
 sets. These poke fun at the genuine adverts for such items in magazines found in the colour supplements of Sunday newspapers. Of course, those found in Viz are absurd, such as a breakfast plate depicting Princess Diana's
Diana, Princess of Wales

Diana, Princess of Wales, was the first wife of Charles, Prince of Wales. Their sons, Princes Prince William of Wales and Prince Henry of Wales , are second and third Line of succession to the British throne of the British monarchy and fifteen other Commonwealth Realms....
 face in the middle of a fried egg
Fried egg

The term fried eggs refers to Egg that are frying without breaking the yolk. Fried eggs are typically a breakfast food in English-speaking countries, but may be eaten at other times of the day or not at all in other cultures....
, "No. 22 Shit Street" (which was a diorama of a dilapidated council house
Council house

The council house is a form of public housing in the United Kingdom. Council houses were built and operated by local Municipality to supply uncrowded, well built homes on secure tenancies at affordable rents to the local population....
 complete with rabid dog, youthful vandals and a "gently rusting" washing machine in the front yard), and "Little Ted West", a teddy bear
Teddy bear

The teddy bear is a stuffed toy bear. It is an enduring, traditional form of a stuffed animal, often serving the purpose of comforting children....
 dressed to look like serial killer Fred West
Fred West

Frederick Walter Stephen West , better known as Fred West, was an English people serial killer.Between 1967 and 1987, he and his wife Rosemary West tortured, raped and murdered at least 12 young women, many at the couple's homes....
. Recently, Viz actually manufactured some of these items for real and sold them, including a china plate depicting "The Life Of Christ...In Cats", featuring tacky pictures of a cat in various stages of Jesus
Jesus

Jesus of Nazareth , also known as Jesus Christ, is the central figure of Christianity and is revered by most Christian churches as the Son of God and the Incarnation ....
's life, and the Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutankhamen, a clock featuring Elvis in the style of Tutankhamun
Tutankhamun

Tutankhamun , Egyptian language was an Ancient Egypt Pharaoh of the Eighteenth dynasty of Egypt , during the period of History of Egypt known as the New Kingdom....
's death mask in addition to Avro Lancaster
Avro Lancaster

The Avro Lancaster was a United Kingdom four-engine World War II bomber aircraft made initially by Avro for the British Royal Air Force . It first saw active service in 1942, and together with the Handley-Page Halifax it was one of the main heavy bombers of the RAF, the Royal Canadian Air Force and squadrons from other Commonwealth of Nations...
 bomber planes. Many Viz gems are tucked away in spoof Terms and Conditions sections or application forms. Wry adverts for mail order "objets de tat" will require prospective buyers to commit to exorbitant, protracted payment arrangements and demand they give up the opportunity to put right their error, once the thrill of actually holding a "Lady Diana Full English Breakfast Plate of Hope" has faded. One "Ticky Box" is labelled "My statutory rights are not important".

Another staple of Viz advertisement parody are the adverts for public and government services which one would normally not expect to find advertised; for example, one ad consisted of the words "Raped? Burgled? Run over? Why not call the police", placed next to a picture of a grinning policeman. Another ad exhorted male readers to join the British Army
British Army

The British Army is the Army branch of the British Armed Forces. It came into being with the unification of the Kingdoms of Kingdom of England and Kingdom of Scotland into the Kingdom of Great Britain in 1707....
, because "all the birds are gagging for squaddies" (with the fine print on the reply coupon having a tick box where the interested recruit indicates that spending years ducking for cover in Belfast
Belfast

Belfast is the capital city of Northern Ireland and the seat of Devolution#United Kingdom Northern Ireland Executive and legislative Northern Ireland Assembly in Northern Ireland....
 "should just about see [him] right" when it comes to the ladies). The 'PC Brigade' were also featured as if they were the fire brigade, stating they attended emergencies such as 'collapsed turbans', freeing gypsies from railings while leaving British people stuck tight. They also carried the slogan 'Fueling middle England's persecution complex since 1958'.

A long-running gag has been adverts for sheds, or rather surreal types of sheds ("TV Sheds", "Shed Bikes", "Shed Snakes", etc).

Adverts for loan companies have been parodied frequently since approximately 2000, usually with an absurd twist, such as ones aimed at vagrants, offering loans of between 5 and 10 pence for a cup of tea
Tea

Tea refers to the agricultural products of the leaves, leaf buds, and internodes of the Camellia sinensis plant, prepared and cured by various methods....
. Roger Mellie
Roger Mellie

Roger Mellie is a fictional character featured in Viz magazine. His catchphrase is "Hello, good evening and bollocks!", satirising David Frost 's catchphrase of "Hello, good evening, and welcome"....
 has frequently starred in such spoof advertisements, both in separate sections in Viz and also his own strip. Mellie is portrayed as someone who is willing to endorse any product whatsoever for money or freebies.

Scatalogical humour also featured heavily in the ads; one ad featured "Clag-Gone", which consisted of a stationary bicycle with no seat. Instead, the rider simply placed his naked bottom onto the "Clag-Gone"'s wire brush wheel, which then cleaned away "winnits", "tag-nuts" and "dangleberries". Another ad featured a tourist package where eggs were served in great quantities; a happy tourist was featured saying "I'm egg-bound
Constipation

Constipation, costiveness, or irregularity, is a condition of the digestive system in which a person experiences hard feces that are difficult to expel....
 for Jamaica!".

Genuine competitions have been run by Viz, with proper prizes. One of the earliest was a competition to win 'a ton of money' a pointed satire of tabloid newspapers promising huge cash prizes to boost circulation - the prize was in fact a metric tonne
Tonne

A tonne or metric ton , also referred to as a metric tonne, is a measurement of mass equal to 1,000 kilograms, or 2204.6226 pounds....
 of one- and two-pence pieces, equivalent to a few hundred pounds sterling. Recently, they were giving away a plasma screen television provided by the producers of Freddy Vs. Jason
Freddy vs. Jason

Freddy vs. Jason is a 2003 in film Cinema of the United States Fictional crossover slasher film film director by Ronny Yu. The main characters include horror icons Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees ....
. Viz poked fun at the movie, describing it as "shit
Shit

Shit in its literal meaning is usually considered a vulgarity and profanity in English language. As a noun it refers to feces matter and as a verb it means to defecation or defecate in; in the plural it means diarrhea....
e" in the competition description, and described the runners-up prizes of DVDs of the film as "frankly worthless", which led to the producers refusing to hand over the prize, for insulting their film.

Another spin-off was "Roger's Profanisaurus
Roger's Profanisaurus

Roger's Profanisaurus is a compendium of profanity, featuring the foulmouthed Viz character Roger Mellie, the man on the telly. The title is a word play on Roget's Thesaurus....
", a thesaurus
Thesaurus

A thesaurus is a work that contains synonyms and sometimes antonyms, in contrast to a dictionary, which contains definitions and pronunciations....
 of (often freshly-coined) rude words, phrases and sexual slang
Slang

Slang is the use of highly informal words and expressions that are not considered standard in the speaker's dialect or language....
 submitted by readers. It has been published as a book, complete with a foreword by Terry Jones
Terry Jones

Terence Graham Parry Jones is a Wales comedian, screenwriter and actor, film director, children's author, popular historian, political commentator and TV documentary host....
. This also often features genuine regional slang.

Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr

James Anthony Patrick "Jimmy" Carr, Jr. is an England comedian, author, actor and presenter of radio presenter and television presenter, known for his deadpan, satire and often very Black comedy....
 is one of the latest targets of Viz, being lambasted as a sham of a comedian by having photographs of himself posing with employees who have won mundane awards at meaningless corporate events, under the recurrent headline 'Carr for hire'. In issue 160, a genuine advert appeared promoting his latest DVD with the tagline "When he's not doing corporate gigs, Jimmy Carr is a stand-up comic".

In November 1987, a free mini-issue of Viz was given away with issue 23 of computer magazine Your Sinclair
Your Sinclair

Your Sinclair or YS as it was commonly abbreviated, was a United Kingdom computer magazine for the Sinclair Research Ltd range of computers, mainly the ZX Spectrum....
. This was done in response to Your Sinclair's competitor, CRASH
CRASH (magazine)

Crash was a magazine dedicated to the ZX Spectrum home computer. It was published from 1984 to 1991 by Newsfield Publications Ltd until their liquidation, and then until 1992 by Europress....
, giving away a mini-copy of Oink!
Oink! (comic)

Oink! was a British comic for children which was published from 3 May 1986-22 October 1988. It set out to be deliberately anarchic, reminiscent of Viz but for children....
 comic with their issue 42.

Photo-strips

Occasional photo-strip
Fumetti

Fumetti are a genre of comics illustrated with photographs rather than drawings. Fumetti are popular in Spain and Latin America, where they are called fotonovelas, and have also gained popularity in France....
s are included in some issues. These parody the format of supernatural and true-love British comics which were popular with young girl readers in the late 1970s, such as 'Chiller' and 'Jackie
Jackie (magazine)

Jackie was a weekly United Kingdom magazine for girls. The magazine was published by D. C. Thomson & Co. Ltd of Dundee from 1964 until its closure in 1993....
', as well as the 'real life dilemma' photo strips often found in tabloid newspapers: one example is a young woman who is convinced that the spirit of her dead husband has possessed the family dog, and after some soul-searching, begins a sexual relationship with the dog. A running joke in these stories is that they often feature a car accident in which one of the characters is run down - in every case, the same man is driving the car, and always responds with the same line: "Sorry mate, I didn't see her!". The locations for the photo-stories are recognisably in the suburbs of Newcastle upon Tyne
Newcastle upon Tyne

Newcastle upon Tyne is a City status in the United Kingdom and metropolitan borough of Tyne and Wear, in North East England. Situated on the north bank of the River Tyne, the city developed from a Roman Empire settlement called Pons Aelius, though it owes its name to the Newcastle Castle built in 1080, by Robert Curthose, the eldest son of...
 where the Viz team are based. On occasion, this is explicitly recognised: the one-off strip Whitley Baywatch, a spoof of the popular American TV show Baywatch
Baywatch

Baywatch is an United States television series about the Los Angeles County Lifeguards who patrol the crowded beaches of Los Angeles County, California....
, is based in the North East coastal resort of Whitley Bay
Whitley Bay

Whitley Bay is a town in North Tyneside, in Tyne and Wear, England. It is on the North Sea coast and boasts a fine stretch of beach of golden sand forming a bay stretching from St....
. However, other stories purporting to be set in London, or without a location, are often also identifiably near to the Viz editorial offices in Jesmond
Jesmond

Jesmond is a residential suburb and Wards of the United Kingdom just north of the centre of Newcastle upon Tyne, England. The population is about 12,000....
. In 'He just loved to dance' (no. 103), for example, Komal's Tandoor
Tandoor

A tandoor is a cylindrical clay oven used in cooking and baking. The tandoor is used for cooking in Pakistan, India, Afghanistan, the Transcaucasus, the Balkans, the Middle East, Central Asia and Bangladesh....
i restaurant in West Jesmond is visible. In 'Four minutes to fall in love' (no. 107), the Gateshead Millennium Bridge
Gateshead Millennium Bridge

The Gateshead Millennium Bridge is a pedestrian and cyclist tilt bridge spanning the River Tyne, England in England between Gateshead on the south bank, and Newcastle upon Tyne on the north bank....
 provides a backdrop to the denouement. An occasionally-recurring actor in these strips is Arthur 2-Stroke of the band The Chart Commandos.

One such photo-strip was called "I Believe in Father Christmas", where a full-grown man believed in the existence of Father Christmas
Father Christmas

Father Christmas is the name used in many English language speaking countries for the gift-bringing figure of Christmas. A similar figure with the same name exists in several other countries, including France Spain , Portugal , Italy and Romania ....
. His wife, named Virginia, attempts to convince him otherwise. He visits a department store Father Christmas, just like a child, although he asks for a CD from either Dire Straits
Dire Straits

Dire Straits were a United Kingdom Rock music, formed in 1977 by Mark Knopfler , his younger brother David Knopfler , John Illsley , and Pick Withers , and managed by Ed Bicknell....
 or Phil Collins
Phil Collins

Philip David Charles "Phil" Collins, Royal Victorian Order, is an England singer-songwriter, drummer, keyboardist and actor best known as the lead singer and drummer of England progressive rock group Genesis and as a Grammy Award and Academy Award-winning solo artist....
. On Christmas night, the man goes downstairs to the living room, as he heard a noise and figured Father Christmas must have come. However, he is surprised to see that an armed robber has broken into his house, who promptly shoots him and flees. His wife, in shock, tends to her husband as he is badly hurt, who tells her he was wrong to believe in Father Christmas like some small child. However, the wife tearfully said that Father Christmas did indeed come, and left presents for them. The strip ends with the husband saying to his wife "Yes Virginia, there is a Father Christmas".

In his book Rude Kids: The Inside Story of Viz, the comic's creator Chris Donald claimed that the first legal action ever taken against Viz was initiated by a man who objected to the use of a picture of his house (taken from an estate agent's catalogue) in one of these photo-strips, and that British tabloid newspaper the Sunday Sport
Sunday Sport

The Sunday Sport is a United Kingdom newspaper, printed by Sport Newspapers, which established itself in 1986 as a tabloid. It has printed plainly ludicrous stories, such as a double-decker Buses in London being found frozen in the Antarctica ice, or a World War II bomber found on the moon....
 tried to provoke media outrage over another photo-strip which, if taken out of context, could be misconstrued as making light of the problem of illegal drugs being offered to children.

Trinny
Trinny Woodall

Trinny Woodall is an English fashion journalism advisor and fashion designer, television presenter and author. Woodall was raised in a wealthy family, and was privately educated....
 and Susannah
Susannah Constantine

Susannah Caroline Constantine is an award-winning England fashion journalism, style advisor, television presenter, bestselling fashion author and fashion designer....
 also threatened to sue the comic after being portrayed as school bullies in a cartoon strip (Fat and Skinny: Suzanna and Trinny). An official Viz spokesman said “We are too busy laughing to comment”.

Viz in other media

Some of the characters have had their own television cartoon series. They are:

  • The Fat Slags
  • Roger Mellie (featuring the voices of Peter Cook
    Peter Cook

    Peter Edward Cook was an English people satirist, writer and comedian. He is widely regarded as the leading figure in the British satire boom of the 1960s....
     and Harry Enfield
    Harry Enfield

    Harry Enfield is an United Kingdom comedian, actor and writer, as well as working small-time as a Television director....
    )
  • Sid the Sexist
  • Billy the Fish


A one-off TV programme "Viz - The Documentary" was shown on Britain's Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
 in 1990, spoofing serious investigative TV shows like Panorama
Panorama (TV series)

Panorama is the longest-running current affairs documentary film series in the world. Launched on 11 November 1953 on BBC One, it focuses on investigative journalism....
 or Dispatches while telling the story of Viz.

A computer game
Viz (game)

Viz is a single player racing game based on the Viz which was released in 1991 by Virgin Interactive. The game's lively music was composed by Jeroen Tel....
 using Viz characters was produced in 1991 by Virgin Interactive
Virgin Interactive

Virgin Interactive was a successful and influential United Kingdom video game publisher. It was formed as Virgin Games Ltd. in 1981. The company became much larger after purchasing the budget label, Mastertronic in 1987....
.

The Fat Slags appeared in TV ads for Lucozade
Lucozade

Lucozade is an umbrella name for a series of Energy and Sports drinks. The original Lucozade, now called Lucozade Energy, is an energy drink containing glucose syrup and is produced by GlaxoSmithKline in Gloucestershire....
, a drink which they hate with a passion. These ads included a mixture of cartoon characters (the slags) and live actors (the men who drink Lucozade).

A movie based on The Fat Slags was produced in 2004 , but was disowned by the magazine's editors who threatened to stop running the strip in response.

A novelty single was released in 1987 for Viz and its Buster Gonads comic by the band XTC
XTC

XTC were a New Wave band from Swindon, England, active between 1976 and 2005. Though the band enjoyed some significant chart success , they are more known for their long-standing critical success than for making hit records....
 as "Johnny Japes and His Jesticles". The A-side was "Bags of Fun With Buster" b/w "Scrotal Scratch Mix".

During the Gulf War
Gulf War

"Persian Gulf War" and "First Gulf War" redirect here. For other uses, see Persian Gulf War .The Persian Gulf War was a United Nations-authorized military conflict between Iraq and a Coalition of Gulf War from 34 nations commissioned with expelling Iraqi forces from Kuwait after Iraq's Invasion of Kuwait of Kuwait in August 1990....
 of 1991, Sepecat Jaguar
SEPECAT Jaguar

The SEPECAT Jaguar is an United Kingdom-France jet ground attack aircraft still in service with several export customers, notably the Indian Air Force and the Royal Air Force of Oman....
 GR1A bombers of the Royal Air Force
Royal Air Force

The Royal Air Force is the United Kingdom's air force, the oldest independent air force in the world. Formed on 1 April 1918, the RAF has taken a significant role in British military history ever since, playing a large part in World War II and in more recent conflicts....
 featured such Viz characters as Johnny Fartpants, the Fat Slags and Buster Gonad as nose art
Nose art

Nose art is a decorative painting or design on the fuselage of a military aircraft, usually located near the nose, and is a form of aircraft graffiti....
.

Controversy

The comic was reprimanded by the United Nations
United Nations

The United Nations is an international organization whose stated aims are to facilitate cooperation in international law, international security, economic development, Social change, human rights and achieving world peace....
 after featuring a strip called 'The Thieving Gypsy Bastards'. During the resulting court case, UK newspaper The Sun ran a story revealing that the principal Roma man who initiated the action against them was in fact also being tried for (and was later found guilty of) handling stolen property. Viz then later ran a short strip called "The Nice, Honest Gypsies", featuring a kindly Gypsy woman selling pegs door-to-door and helpfully returning forgotten change.

The strip 'Wanker Watson', a parody of the children's comic book character Winker Watson
Winker Watson

Winker Watson is a fictional character who has his own comic strip in the United Kingdom comic book The Dandy.Winker first appeared on April 1, 1961 in issue Number 1010, and was quickly established as a character of great wit and appeal....
, led to litigation by D. C. Thomson & Co. Ltd
D. C. Thomson & Co. Ltd

D. C. Thomson & Co. Ltd, is a publishing company based in Dundee, Scotland, best known for producing Oor Wullie, The Broons, The Beano, The Dandy and Commando Comics comics....
, the owners of the Winker character. In retaliation, Viz featured a new character called 'D.C. Thomson The Humourless Scottish Git'. D.C. Thomson then sought revenge by publishing a new cartoon "The Jocks and The Geordies", a revival of an old strip from The Dandy, in which the Geordies (clearly representing Viz) competed with the Jocks (clearly representing Thomson) in a competition to design funny cartoon characters. The Geordies' miserable efforts bore sharp similarity to actual Viz characters, such as 'The Boy with Big Pants' - a reference to Felix and his Amazing Underpants.

Sports clothing manufacturer Kappa insisted that the comic drop the name of one of its characters, 'Kappa Slapper', as it had no permission to use the brand name. Kappa also believed that the character in question insulted its customer base. 'Slapper' was an obnoxious, uneducated, highly unattractive and sexually promiscuous 14-year-old single mother living on a Tyneside council estate, always donning her Kappa shellsuit. After several runs of the strip, Viz agreed to change her name to 'Tasha Slapper'.

In his book Rude Kids: The Inside Story of Viz, Chris Donald mentions that he was interviewed by police after giving the go-ahead to publish a Top Tip which could have been interpreted as an incitement to carry out a bomb plot. Donald claims that he then accidentally included the offending statement in that year's Viz annual, and had to have it covered with a sticker by the publishers.

See also

  • British comics
  • Pyton
    Pyton

    Pyton was a Norwegian comics series which was produced by the company Gevion forlag, and afterwards Bladkompaniet, between the years 1986 until 1996....
     was a similar comic from Norway
    Norway

    Norway , officially the Kingdom of Norway, is a constitutional monarchy in Northern Europe that occupies the western portion of the Scandinavian Peninsula....
     which was quite popular in the Nordic countries
    Nordic countries

    File:Location Nordic Council.svgThe Nordic countries make up a region in Northern Europe and far northeastern North America, called the Nordic region, consisting of Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway and Sweden and their associated territories which include the Faroe Islands, Greenland and ?land....
     in the '90s; the Finnish translation of the Pyton comic continues as the comic Myrkky
    Myrkky

    Myrkky is a comic book published by the Finnish branch of the Nordic countries publisher Egmont . The comic deals mainly with toilet humour, including human sexuality, toilet, and flatulence jokes....


External links

  • - Independant Supply of Back Issues of Viz Comic and other Viz related Items
  • containing imagery of many classic Viz characters and pull-outs
  • , concerning its cartoon based on Fred West
    Fred West

    Frederick Walter Stephen West , better known as Fred West, was an English people serial killer.Between 1967 and 1987, he and his wife Rosemary West tortured, raped and murdered at least 12 young women, many at the couple's homes....
     and Harold Shipman
    Harold Shipman

    Harold Frederick "Fred" Shipman was a British general practitioner and convicted serial killer. He is one of the most List of serial killers by number of victimss in history with 236 murders being ascribed to him, though the real number may be much higher, perhaps over 450....
  • entry
  • of Rude Kids: The Unfeasible Story of Viz and 25 Years of Viz
  • Viz & Private Eye contributor
  • Independent Viz enthusiasts' website