When I heard smoking will kill you I bought shares in Marlboro and Dunhill. :Thomas Geraghty

Life is too short to not to blow; but you can always make the process a little slow! :Gurdeepak Ahuja

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. :Steve Allen

A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof, nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the the pit that is bottomless. :James I of England

Gentlemen, you may smoke. :[ending the long ban on smoking held by Queen Victoria in the early 20th Century] :King Edward VII

I'll smoke anything anybody gives me, I'm not particular. :Peter Falk

If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go. :Mark Twain

If they made all cigars and cigarettes in the shape of a certain male body part, most men would stop smoking immediately. Maybe that wouldn't happen because cigars pretty much look like that anyway and you'll still see men licking and sucking on them as if they were hungrily welcoming a boyfriend who just came back from a long trip. :Duane Alan Hahn

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. :Mark Twain

It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times. :Mark Twain