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The Fast Show, known as Brilliant in the US, was a BBC comedy sketch show
Sketch comedy

Sketch comedy consists of a series of short comedy scenes or vignettes, called "sketches," commonly between one and ten minutes long. Such sketches are performed by a group of comedic actors, either on stage or through an audio or/and visual medium such as broadcasting....
 programme that ran for three series from 1994 to 1997 with a special Last Fast Show Ever in 2000. The show's central performers were Paul Whitehouse
Paul Whitehouse

Paul Whitehouse is an Welsh actor, writer and comedian. He became known for his work with Harry Enfield and as one of the stars of the popular British Broadcasting Corporation sketch show, The Fast Show....
, Charlie Higson
Charlie Higson

Charles Murray Higson , more commonly known as Charlie Higson, is an English people actor and comedian. He has also written and produced for television and also writes novels....
, Simon Day
Simon Day

Simon Day is a United Kingdom comedian most famous for his roles in the sketch show The Fast Show, sitcom Grass and a series of comedic adverts for Powergen....
, Mark Williams
Mark Williams (actor)

Mark Williams is an England actor, comedian, scriptwriter and presenter. He is known as one of the stars of the popular BBC sketch show, The Fast Show as well as for the role of Arthur Weasley in the Harry Potter ....
, John Thomson, Arabella Weir
Arabella Weir

Arabella Weir is a United Kingdom comedian, actor and writer.The daughter of former British ambassador Sir Michael Weir, she is famous for her roles in The Fast Show which made her very successful and for writing a number of books including the international best seller Does My Bum Look Big In This? ....
 and Caroline Aherne
Caroline Aherne

Caroline Aherne is an England comedian, writer and actress best known for her award winning creations The Mrs Merton Show and The Royle Family....
. Other significant cast members included Paul Shearer
Paul Shearer

Paul Shearer is a United Kingdom actor who is best known as a minor member of the The Fast Show team. His best-known roles on that programme are as a newscaster and a variety show host on the European television parody sketch 'Chanel 9'....
, Felix Dexter
Felix Dexter

Felix Dexter is an England actor, comedian, and writer....
, Rhys Thomas
Rhys Thomas (comedian)

Rhys Thomas is an England comedian and actor.He got his breakthrough while working as a runner on Shooting Stars, when he showed Charlie Higson and Bob Mortimer some sketches he had performed in college....
, Jeff Harding
Jeff Harding

Jeff Harding is an actor from New England most famed for his narration of popular books into audio format. Notably, he has read The Da Vinci Code, The Bourne Identity , Kane and Abel and Secrets Of The Code....
 and Donna Ewin
Donna Ewin

Donna Ewin is an England model.On leaving college she joined the Yvonne Paul Management agency and first appeared on Page 3 of The Sun at 17....
.

The show produced two national tours, the first in 1998 with the cast of the BBC spoof quiz show Shooting Stars
Shooting Stars

Shooting Stars is a United Kingdom television comedy panel game broadcast on BBC Two from 27 December 1993 to 22 December 1997 and then on BBC Choice from 13 January 2002 to 22 December 2002....
 and the second being their 'Farewell Tour' in 2002.






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The Fast Show, known as Brilliant in the US, was a BBC comedy sketch show
Sketch comedy

Sketch comedy consists of a series of short comedy scenes or vignettes, called "sketches," commonly between one and ten minutes long. Such sketches are performed by a group of comedic actors, either on stage or through an audio or/and visual medium such as broadcasting....
 programme that ran for three series from 1994 to 1997 with a special Last Fast Show Ever in 2000. The show's central performers were Paul Whitehouse
Paul Whitehouse

Paul Whitehouse is an Welsh actor, writer and comedian. He became known for his work with Harry Enfield and as one of the stars of the popular British Broadcasting Corporation sketch show, The Fast Show....
, Charlie Higson
Charlie Higson

Charles Murray Higson , more commonly known as Charlie Higson, is an English people actor and comedian. He has also written and produced for television and also writes novels....
, Simon Day
Simon Day

Simon Day is a United Kingdom comedian most famous for his roles in the sketch show The Fast Show, sitcom Grass and a series of comedic adverts for Powergen....
, Mark Williams
Mark Williams (actor)

Mark Williams is an England actor, comedian, scriptwriter and presenter. He is known as one of the stars of the popular BBC sketch show, The Fast Show as well as for the role of Arthur Weasley in the Harry Potter ....
, John Thomson, Arabella Weir
Arabella Weir

Arabella Weir is a United Kingdom comedian, actor and writer.The daughter of former British ambassador Sir Michael Weir, she is famous for her roles in The Fast Show which made her very successful and for writing a number of books including the international best seller Does My Bum Look Big In This? ....
 and Caroline Aherne
Caroline Aherne

Caroline Aherne is an England comedian, writer and actress best known for her award winning creations The Mrs Merton Show and The Royle Family....
. Other significant cast members included Paul Shearer
Paul Shearer

Paul Shearer is a United Kingdom actor who is best known as a minor member of the The Fast Show team. His best-known roles on that programme are as a newscaster and a variety show host on the European television parody sketch 'Chanel 9'....
, Felix Dexter
Felix Dexter

Felix Dexter is an England actor, comedian, and writer....
, Rhys Thomas
Rhys Thomas (comedian)

Rhys Thomas is an England comedian and actor.He got his breakthrough while working as a runner on Shooting Stars, when he showed Charlie Higson and Bob Mortimer some sketches he had performed in college....
, Jeff Harding
Jeff Harding

Jeff Harding is an actor from New England most famed for his narration of popular books into audio format. Notably, he has read The Da Vinci Code, The Bourne Identity , Kane and Abel and Secrets Of The Code....
 and Donna Ewin
Donna Ewin

Donna Ewin is an England model.On leaving college she joined the Yvonne Paul Management agency and first appeared on Page 3 of The Sun at 17....
.

The show produced two national tours, the first in 1998 with the cast of the BBC spoof quiz show Shooting Stars
Shooting Stars

Shooting Stars is a United Kingdom television comedy panel game broadcast on BBC Two from 27 December 1993 to 22 December 1997 and then on BBC Choice from 13 January 2002 to 22 December 2002....
 and the second being their 'Farewell Tour' in 2002. The Fast Show was loosely structured and relied on character comedy, long-running gag
Running gag

A running gag is a literary device which often takes the form of an amusing joke or a Comedy reference and appears repeatedly throughout a work of literature or other form of storytelling....
s, and many catchphrases, which influenced shows such as The Catherine Tate Show
The Catherine Tate Show

The Catherine Tate Show is an award-winning United Kingdom television sketch comedy written by Catherine Tate who stars in all of the show's sketches, which feature a wide range of The Catherine Tate Show characters....
 and Little Britain
Little Britain

Little Britain is a character-based comedy sketch show first appearing on BBC radio and then television. It was written by stars Matt Lucas and David Walliams....
.

It was one of the most popular sketch shows of the 1990s and had a long-lasting impact upon British popular culture. The show has been released on video
Video

Video is the technology of electronics Videography, recording, processing, storing, transmitting, and reconstructing a sequence of still images representing Scene in motion....
, DVD
DVD

DVD, also known as "Digital Versatile Disc" or "Digital Video Disc,"is a popular optical disc data storage device media format. Its main uses are video and data storage....
 and audio CD. Some of its characters, Ron Manager
Ron Manager

Ron Manager was a character from the BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, played by Paul Whitehouse. He appeared in every series, as well as in his own spin-off series, a Sky One comedy quiz show entitled Jumpers for Goalposts....
, Ted and Ralph, Swiss Toni
Swiss Toni

Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie Higson, and also the title of a sitcom in which he is the main character. Swiss Toni is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis....
 and Billy Bleach
Billy Bleach

Billy Bleach is a fictional character in the BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, played by Simon Day. The character featured in all series and specials, from 1994 to 2000....
 have had their own spin-off programmes.

Style and content

The series was the brain child of Paul Whitehouse and his writing partner and friend, Charlie Higson. They wanted to break away from Harry Enfield and Chums, a show which they had appeared in and written for. After viewing a quick press preview tape of Enfield's show, compiled by producer friend Geoffrey Perkins
Geoffrey Perkins

Geoffrey Howard Perkins was a comedy producer, writer and performer, and a central figure in United Kingdom comedy broadcasting. This was recognised in December 2008 when he was awarded with a British Comedy Lifetime Achievement Award....
, the pair began to develop the idea of a rapid-fire 'MTV generation' format based wholly on quick cuts and soundbites/catchphrases. In this they were clearly indebted to Fast Forward, that had appeared five years earlier in Australia. After LWT passed on the early scripts, they returned to the BBC.

The Fast Show was a working title
Working title

A working title, sometimes called a production title, is the temporary name of a product or project used during its development, usually a film, novel, video game, or music album....
 disliked by both Whitehouse and Higson that went unchanged through production and eventually remained as the final title.

The first series introduced the characters Ted and Ralph, 'Unlucky' Alf, Ron Manager
Ron Manager

Ron Manager was a character from the BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, played by Paul Whitehouse. He appeared in every series, as well as in his own spin-off series, a Sky One comedy quiz show entitled Jumpers for Goalposts....
, The Suit You Tailors
The Suit You Tailors

Ken and Kenneth, better known as The 'Suit You' Tailors, are fictional characters played by Paul Whitehouse and Mark Williams in the BBC sketch show The Fast Show, which ran from 1994 to 2000....
, Arthur Atkinson
Arthur Atkinson

Arthur Atkinson is a fictional character who appeared regularly on the United Kingdom TV sketch comedy show The Fast Show.Played by Paul Whitehouse, the character of Atkinson was a parody of various 1940s-era British entertainers, most notably Arthur Askey and Max Miller....
, Bob Fleming
Bob Fleming

Bob Fleming is a fictional character played by Charlie Higson in the hit BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, which ran for three series between 1994 and 2000....
 and many others.

Amongst the writers of the show were: the major cast (who appeared as the characters they had written) and contemporary comedy writers such as Graham Linehan
Graham Linehan

Graham Linehan is an Ireland television writer, actor and director who, often in partnership with Arthur Mathews , has written or co-written a number of popular television comedies....
 and Arthur Mathews
Arthur Mathews (writer)

Arthur Mathews is an Ireland comedy writer and actor who, often with writing partner Graham Linehan, has either written or contributed to a number of popular television comedies, most notably Father Ted....
 (best remembered for the sitcom Father Ted
Father Ted

Father Ted was an Irish situation comedy television programme produced by Hat Trick Productions for Channel 4. The show depicts the lives of three Roman Catholicism in Ireland priests on the remote fictional Craggy Island off the west coast of Ireland....
 starring Dermot Morgan
Dermot Morgan

Dermot John Morgan was an Republic of Ireland comedian, actor and former schoolteacher, who achieved international renown as Father Ted Crilly in the Channel 4 sitcom Father Ted....
), Vic Reeves
Vic Reeves

Vic Reeves is an England comedian, best known for his double act with Bob Mortimer . He is known for his surrealism and non sequitur sense of humour....
, Bob Mortimer
Bob Mortimer

Robert "Bob" Renwick Mortimer is a United Kingdom comedian and actor, who is best known for his double act with Vic Reeves . He owns the independent production company Pett Productions with Vic Reeves and Lisa Clark....
 and Craig Cash
Craig Cash

Craig Cash is a popular English comedy writer and performer....
 (of The Royle Family
The Royle Family

The Royle Family is a popular, BAFTA award-winning television situation comedy produced by Granada Television for the BBC, which ran for three series between 1998 and 2000, with a special episode in late 2006 and another in 2008....
).

Some of the characters in the show were often present but never had any 'official' name, their sketches being tightly written to give their catchphrase as the punchline of each sketch. Examples include "Does Anyone Fancy a Pint?" played by Whitehouse, "You Ain't Seen Me, Right!" and "I'll Get My Coat", played by Williams, and "Ha!" an elderly woman played by Weir.

Other long-standing running jokes in the programme included: "Cheesy Peas" in various different forms, shapes and flavours, in satirical adverts presented by a twangy, Northern lad (Paul Whitehouse
Paul Whitehouse

Paul Whitehouse is an Welsh actor, writer and comedian. He became known for his work with Harry Enfield and as one of the stars of the popular British Broadcasting Corporation sketch show, The Fast Show....
) who claims, "They're good for your teas!" The fascination with Jesus Christ was another popular group of sketches where various characters would end the sketch with the exclamation "He died for all our sins, didn't he?" or something similar, and most controversially, "We're from the Isle of Man
Isle of Man

The Isle of Man , or Mann , is a self-governing Crown dependency, located in the Irish Sea at the geographical centre of the British Isles....
", featuring a stereotype of weird, surreal, townfolk in a setting portrayed as an abjectly impoverished and desolate cultural wasteland.

Some of the characters resembled parodies of well-known personalities: for example, Louis Balfour (of the Jazz Club) was reminiscent of Bob Harris
Bob Harris (radio)

"Whispering" Bob Harris is a radio host who currently works for BBC Radio 2, presenting music two nights a week. His programmes feature a moderately eclectic blend of mostly American and British rock and roll, country music, and occasional folk music from the 1950s to the present....
 of The Old Grey Whistle Test and Ron Manager
Ron Manager

Ron Manager was a character from the BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, played by Paul Whitehouse. He appeared in every series, as well as in his own spin-off series, a Sky One comedy quiz show entitled Jumpers for Goalposts....
 of football pundit Trevor Brooking
Trevor Brooking

Sir Trevor David Brooking Order of the British Empire is a Football player turned manager, on-air analyst, and administrator....
. However, the parodic intent of the character is broader, and portrays how often football pundits have little to say of any real substance, and will sometimes waffle. Paul Whitehouse said that Ron Manager was based on ex-Luton Town & Fulham manager Alec Stock . Arthur Atkinson
Arthur Atkinson

Arthur Atkinson is a fictional character who appeared regularly on the United Kingdom TV sketch comedy show The Fast Show.Played by Paul Whitehouse, the character of Atkinson was a parody of various 1940s-era British entertainers, most notably Arthur Askey and Max Miller....
 is a parody of Arthur Askey
Arthur Askey

Arthur Bowden Askey CBE was a prominent England comedian....
, and Lord Ralph Mayhew is said to be based on film director John Boorman
John Boorman

John Boorman is an England filmmaker, currently based in Ireland, best known for his feature films such as Point Blank , Deliverance, Excalibur , Hope and Glory , The General and Zardoz....
.

The show ended in 2000, with a three-part "Last Ever" show, after three series and a Christmas special.

The theme tune was "Release Me", a song which had been a hit for pop singer Engelbert Humperdinck
Engelbert Humperdinck (singer)

Engelbert Humperdinck is a well-known Pop music singer who rose to international fame during the 1960s and 1970s, after adopting the name of the famous Germany opera composer Engelbert Humperdinck as his own stage name....
. In the first series, it performed in the opening credits by Whitehouse in the guise of abnormally transfiguring singer Kenny Valentine. In subsequent series, the tune only appeared in the closing credits, played on saxophone.

Major characters

The show featured many characters. Many of the smaller and less significant are listed at Fast Show characters
Fast Show characters

The Fast Show featured many memorable characters. They are listed here by performer....
. Some of the more prominent are:

  • 'Unlucky' Alf, the lonely old pensioner for whom nothing ever goes right. His hook is his resigned "Oh bugger!" as something terrible happens. He often predicts a bad event that is quite obvious, only to find something else occurs as he tries to avoid the first problem. (Paul Whitehouse, all series)
  • Anyone fancy a pint? A man (Whitehouse) who is featured in increasingly boring or bizarre situations, such as a dinner party where a woman is talking about how she was abandoned as a child and crying about everyone letting her down. Whitehouse then interrupts at the most insensitive moment asking "anyone fancy a pint?", before he and most of the men in the room leave.
  • Archie the pub bore. Talks to people in the pub, and when they mention their profession, no matter what it is and however unlikely, he always claims to have had the same profession ("I used to be a single mother myself"), saying that it is the 'hardest game in the world. Thirty years, man and boy!' He has an obsession with Frank Sinatra, almost invariably steering the conversation towards the singer, before mentioning how he and his friend Stan fared on a recent fishing trip. (Whitehouse, series 3)
  • Arthur Atkinson
    Arthur Atkinson

    Arthur Atkinson is a fictional character who appeared regularly on the United Kingdom TV sketch comedy show The Fast Show.Played by Paul Whitehouse, the character of Atkinson was a parody of various 1940s-era British entertainers, most notably Arthur Askey and Max Miller....
    , parody of 1940s music hall entertainers such as Max Miller
    Max Miller

    Max Miller , the "Cheeky Chappie", was a 1930s England music hall comedian known for risqu? jokes for the period repertoire and gaudy suits....
     and Arthur Askey, played by Paul Whitehouse, introduced by Tommy Cockles (Simon Day), himself a parody of presenters of TV history, especially Denis Norden (Whitehouse, all series)
  • Billy Bleach
    Billy Bleach

    Billy Bleach is a fictional character in the BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, played by Simon Day. The character featured in all series and specials, from 1994 to 2000....
    , tousle-mopped, interfering pub know-it-all who gets it all wrong, usually ending up with others losing money (This character starred in his own series, Grass which was shown on BBC Three
    BBC Three

    BBC Three is a television channel from the BBC broadcasting via digital cable, Freeview , IPTV and Satellite television platforms. The channel is described by the BBC as an outlet for 'New drama, talent, comedy, films, and accessible news'....
    , later shown on BBC Two
    BBC Two

    BBC Two is the second major terrestrial television channel of the BBC, aimed at a wide range of subject matter and interests, and specialising in intelligent yet popular programme genres....
    .) (Day, all series)
  • Bob Fleming
    Bob Fleming

    Bob Fleming is a fictional character played by Charlie Higson in the hit BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, which ran for three series between 1994 and 2000....
    , the ageing incompetent host of Country Matters, who has an extremely bad cough (Higson, all series)
  • Brilliant Kid
    Brilliant Kid

    "Brilliant" Kid is a fictional character played by Paul Whitehouse in the BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, which ran from 1994 to 2000, and in a television advertising campaign for milk....
    , a parody of British children's TV presenters who walks through a series of peculiar backgrounds describing various innocuous, everyday things as 'brilliant!' (Whitehouse, all series)
  • Carl Hooper, Australian presenter of That's Amazing, a spoof of pop-science shows. Normally the person on his show was trying to pass-off an everyday animal or object as something magical. The one occasion where a guest had a truly amazing story to tell was unbroadcastable due to the guest's inability to refrain from swearing excitedly while relating the tale (Day, all series)
  • Chanel 9 is a grainy television channel
    Television channel

    A television channel is a physical or virtual channel over which a television station or television network is distributed. For example, in North America, "channel 2" refers to the broadcast or cable band of 54 to 60 MHz, with carrier wave frequencies of 55.25 MHz for NTSC analog video and 59.75 MHz for analog audio , or 55.31 MHz for digi...
     from the island dictatorship known as "Republicca", the idea being originally to parody the sort of programmes that British people end up watching on vacation around the Mediterranean. The stars, usually Paul Whitehouse
    Paul Whitehouse

    Paul Whitehouse is an Welsh actor, writer and comedian. He became known for his work with Harry Enfield and as one of the stars of the popular British Broadcasting Corporation sketch show, The Fast Show....
    , Paul Shearer
    Paul Shearer

    Paul Shearer is a United Kingdom actor who is best known as a minor member of the The Fast Show team. His best-known roles on that programme are as a newscaster and a variety show host on the European television parody sketch 'Chanel 9'....
     and Caroline Aherne
    Caroline Aherne

    Caroline Aherne is an England comedian, writer and actress best known for her award winning creations The Mrs Merton Show and The Royle Family....
    , speak a nonsensical language, which is mostly based on Spanish
    Spanish language

    Spanish or Castilian is a Romance languages that originated in northern Spain, and gradually spread in the Kingdom of Castile and evolved into the principal language of government and trade....
     and Portuguese
    Portuguese language

    Portuguese is a Romance language that originated in what is now Galicia and Portugal. It is derived from the Latin language spoken by the Romanization Pre-Roman peoples of the Iberian Peninsula around 2000 years ago....
    . The only programme was originally just the news, read by Poutremos Poutra-Poutros (Whitehouse) and Kolothos Apollonia (Shearer), which always concluded with the weather forecast by meteorologist
    Meteorology

    Meteorology is the interdisciplinary scientific study of the Earth's atmosphere that focuses on weather processes and forecasting . Studies in the field stretch back millennia, though significant progress in meteorology did not occur until the eighteenth century....
     Poula Fisch (played by Aherne). Sporting news was presented by Antonios Gubba (Simon Day
    Simon Day

    Simon Day is a United Kingdom comedian most famous for his roles in the sketch show The Fast Show, sitcom Grass and a series of comedic adverts for Powergen....
    ), seated at a much lower desk and talking with a low voice. Different programs, such as a cartoon and a current affairs discussion, were added in later sketches.
  • Chris the Crafty Cockney, claims to be an incurable kleptomaniac ("I'll nick anything, me"). He is left alone with something valuable and invariably steals it. Because of how up-front he is of his thieving nature, other people tend to believe he's joking. (Whitehouse, series 2–3)
  • Colin Hunt, unfunny and irritating office joker whose name gives an indication of his personality (Higson, series 2–3)
  • Competitive Dad, who is overcritical and demanding of his kids, and always has to get one up on them. (Day, series 2–3)
  • Dave Angel, Eco-Warrior, who is into saving the planet (his somewhat dubious methodology invariably undermined by his wife's behaviour), Mike Oldfield
    Mike Oldfield

    Mike Oldfield is an England multi-instrumentalist musician and composer, working a style that blends progressive rock, folk music, ethnic or world music, European classical music, electronic music, New Age music and more recently dance music....
     records, and swinging
    Swinging

    Swinging, sometimes referred to as the swinging lifestyle, is "non-monogamous sexual activity, treated much like any other social activity, that can be experienced as a couple." The phenomenon of swinging may be seen as part of the Sexual Revolution of recent decades, which occurred after the upsurge in sexual activity made possible by...
    . A parody of a late-night magazine programme presented by Mike Reid
    Mike Reid (entertainer)

    Michael Reid was an English people comedian and character actor, hailing from Metropolitan Borough of Hackney in East London, England, who is best remembered for playing the role of Frank Butcher in EastEnders and hosting the popular children's TV show Runaround ....
    . "Moonlight Shadow
    Moonlight Shadow

    "Moonlight Shadow" is a pop song written by United Kingdom multi-instrumentalist Mike Oldfield and released as a single in May 1983 and included on the album Crises in the same year....
    " by Mike Oldfield is used as the theme tune to sketches featuring the character (Day, series 3)
  • Deaf Stuntman, a TV and film stuntman who, because of his hearing problems, always mishears his instructions and proceeds to carry them out wrongly before anyone can stop him, much to the despair of the film crew. (Thomson)
  • Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California
    University of Southern California

    The University of Southern California is a private university, nonsectarian, research university located in the University Park, Los Angeles, California neighborhood in Los Angeles, California, California, United States....
     and his various bizarre scientific experiments, long-haired and highly laid-back (Thomson, series 1–2)
  • The 13th Duke of Wybourne
    The 13th Duke of Wybourne

    The 13th Duke of Wynbourne is a fictional character played by the comedian Paul Whitehouse in the popular British Broadcasting Corporation sketch show The Fast Show....
    , posh, rumpled dinner-jacketed, lecherous cigar smoker, reminisces about finding himself in wholly unsuitable places considering his 'reputation' (Whitehouse, series 3)
  • Ed Winchester, an American reporter. He beams at the camera and says "Hi! I'm Ed Winchester!" in a very upbeat voice, before the camera cuts to another scene. (Jeff Harding
    Jeff Harding

    Jeff Harding is an actor from New England most famed for his narration of popular books into audio format. Notably, he has read The Da Vinci Code, The Bourne Identity , Kane and Abel and Secrets Of The Code....
    ).
  • Gideon Soames, white-haired, posh-talking architecture and history professor. (Day series 2-3)
  • I'll Get Me Coat, a socially challenged Brummie
    Brummie

    File:EnglandBirmingham.svgBrummie is a colloquial term for the inhabitants, accent and dialect of Birmingham, England, as well as being a general adjective used to denote a connection with the city, locally called Brum....
    , who is unable to maintain a conversation with appropriate answers, and therefore disgraces himself with a faux pas before using the punchline and leaving (Williams, all series)
  • Insecure Woman, who appears in a variety of different locations, sometimes bizarrely exclaiming, "Does my bum look big in this?" (Weir, all series)
  • Jesse a verbally challenged country bumpkin who exclaims his strange diets, fashion tastes and experiments, usually in the form of "This week, I 'ave been mostly..." (Williams, series 2–3)
  • John Actor, who plays Inspector Monkfish, the tough uncompromising cop who often exclaims to the nearest woman, "Put your knickers on and get me a cup of tea!" (Day, series 2–3). Loosely based on the BBC series Dangerfield. There were variations on the show's format, two examples being Monkfish as a tough, uncompromising doctor in Monkfish M.D. and Monkfish as a tough, uncompromising vet in All Monkfish Great and Small. One Monkfish sketch even crossed over onto Chanel 9. Sometime between the end of series 3 and the last episode John Actor died.
  • Johnny Nice Painter
    Johnny Nice Painter

    Johnny Nice Painter is a fictional character played by Charlie Higson in the hit BBC comedy sketch show: The Fast Show which ran from 1994 to 1997....
    , who is painting a scene and describing all the colours. Whenever he mentions the colour 'black', however, he becomes more and more depressed eventually going somewhat insane and shouting wildly about the despair of mankind (Higson, series 3)
  • Ken and Kenneth
    The Suit You Tailors

    Ken and Kenneth, better known as The 'Suit You' Tailors, are fictional characters played by Paul Whitehouse and Mark Williams in the BBC sketch show The Fast Show, which ran from 1994 to 2000....
    , the camp "Suit you!" tailors who bombard potential customers with sexually explicit innuendo about their private life, (Whitehouse and Williams, all series)
  • Louis Balfour, pretentious and ultra laid-back presenter of Jazz Club (a parody of The Old Grey Whistle Test
    Old Grey Whistle Test

    The Old Grey Whistle Test was an influential BBC Two television music show that ran from 1971 to 1987. It took over the BBC2 late night slot from "Disco Two", which had been running since January 1970, while continuing to feature non-chart music....
    ), based on a blend of Bob Harris
    Bob Harris (radio)

    "Whispering" Bob Harris is a radio host who currently works for BBC Radio 2, presenting music two nights a week. His programmes feature a moderately eclectic blend of mostly American and British rock and roll, country music, and occasional folk music from the 1950s to the present....
     and Roger Moore
    Roger Moore

    Sir Roger George Moore Order of the British Empire is an English actor. He is perhaps best known for portraying two British action heroes, Simon Templar in the television series The Saint from 1962 to 1969, and James Bond in James Bond ....
    . Seemingly having done his 'research', he introduces his guests by comparing them to avant garde jazz musicians or describing their style/technique by using complex musical phraseology. These guests usually turn out to be utterly talentless 'experimentalists', much to his bemusement. (Thomson, series 2–3).
  • No Offence, a rude, orange-faced South African department store cosmetics saleswoman who has no qualms about informing women of their physical imperfections, seemingly oblivious to the fact that she looks like a dried-out old orange herself. (Weir, series 3)
  • "Our" Janine Carr, teenage mum with a unique world outlook. She refuses to reveal who the father of her baby is because "it's not fair to grass on your headmaster" (Aherne, series 1–2)
  • The Offroaders
    The Offroaders

    Simon Bush and Lyndsay Mottram aka The Offroaders are fictional characters played by Charlie Higson and Paul Whitehouse in the hit BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, which ran for three series between 1994 and 1997 followed by a special "Last Fast Show Ever" in 2000....
    , Simon and Lindsey, despite their unusually high confidence and esteem, are useless at their profession ("sorted!", "gripped!"). (Higson and Whitehouse, all series)
  • Patrick Nice, a man who recounts various fantastical and special experiences (discovering the original copy of the Bible, finding out he is a direct descendant of Kubla Khan
    Kubla Khan

    "Kubla Khan; or, A Vision in a Dream: A Fragment" is a Poetry by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, which takes its title from the Mongol Empire and China Chinese sovereign Kublai Khan of the Yuan Dynasty....
    , etc.), followed by his catchphrase, "Which was nice." (Williams, series 2–3)
  • Ron Manager
    Ron Manager

    Ron Manager was a character from the BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, played by Paul Whitehouse. He appeared in every series, as well as in his own spin-off series, a Sky One comedy quiz show entitled Jumpers for Goalposts....
    , nonsense-talking football pundit. Doesn't actually know very much about football, based on Ex Luton Town Manager, Alex Stock. (Whitehouse, all series)
  • Rowley Birkin QC
    Queen's Counsel

    Queen's Counsel , known as King's Counsel during the reign of a male Monarch, are lawyers appointed by letters patent to be one of "Her [or His] Majesty's Counsel learned in the law"....
    , a retired barrister, tells mostly unintelligible stories at the fireside. Occasionally, his speech becomes coherent for a short while, containing strange phrases such as "The whole thing was made completely out of matchsticks" or "Snake! Snake!". Almost always ends his stories with "I'm afraid I was very, very drunk!" (Whitehouse, series 2–3). The character is reprised as a working barrister in the spin-off feature Ted and Ralph. Whitehouse revealed on the UK chatshow Parkinson
    Parkinson (TV series)

    Parkinson was a United Kingdom television chat show presented by Sir Michael Parkinson. It was first shown on BBC One from 1971 to 1982, totalling 361 editions....
     that the idea for the character came from someone he met in Iceland
    Iceland

    Iceland, officially the Republic of Iceland , is an island country located in the North Atlantic Ocean between mainland Europe and Greenland....
    .
  • Roy & Ren้e, endless chattering from Ren้e and her verbally-challenged and submissive husband Roy, who is expected to meekly agree with everything she says. (Thompson and Aherne, series 1–2)
  • Swiss Toni
    Swiss Toni

    Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie Higson, and also the title of a sitcom in which he is the main character. Swiss Toni is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis....
    , a car salesman who compares everything to seducing and making love to a beautiful woman, usually in the presence of his bemused trainee. (Higson, series 3)
  • Ted & Ralph
    Ted & Ralph

    Ted and Ralph are fictional characters created by Arthur Mathews and Graham Linehan, played by Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson in the BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show....
     - country squire Lord Ralph Mayhew attempts to strike-up an intimate relationship with his introverted Irish estate worker Ted, by way of subtle romantic/erotic subtexts in his conversations with him (Whitehouse and Higson, all series). This was also the title of a one-off, hour-long spin-off feature, reprising the characters, with cameos from a few other characters as well.


Trivia

  • A great favourite of Johnny Depp
    Johnny Depp

    Johnny Depp is an American actor known for his portrayals of offbeat, eccentric characters such as Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series and Edward Scissorhands....
     who appeared in a sketch with the "Suit You" tailors ("An American Gentleman") in The Last Fast Show Ever, screened in three parts over Christmas 2000. In a deleted scene on the "Pirates of the Caribbean
    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl is a 2003 in film adventure film, based on the Pirates of the Caribbean at Walt Disney Parks and Resorts....
    " DVD, Depp uses the "I'll get me coat
    Fast Show characters

    The Fast Show featured many memorable characters. They are listed here by performer....
    " catchphrase. Depp uses another catchphrase within the movie when he is telling the two guards a story while trying to steal the ship. Elizabeth Turner has just fallen off the ledge and we see a shot of Depp's character telling the two guards a presumable story and the scene switches just in time to hear Jack Sparrow say "...And then they made me their chief" as Elizabeth hits the water in the background.
  • Aherne appeared in the first three series but not the final episode of series three nor The Last Fast Show Ever, presumably because of her commitment to the BBC sitcom The Royle Family
    The Royle Family

    The Royle Family is a popular, BAFTA award-winning television situation comedy produced by Granada Television for the BBC, which ran for three series between 1998 and 2000, with a special episode in late 2006 and another in 2008....
    .
  • When the programme was shown on BBC America
    BBC America

    BBC America is an United States television network, owned and operated by BBC Worldwide, and available on both cable television and satellite television....
     it was renamed 'Brilliant' to avoid confusion with an American programme of the same name.
  • Simon Day claimed to have based the character of Competitive Dad on a man he once saw at a public swimming pool, who challenged his two young children to a race and then swam away at top speed, leaving them struggling at the other end.
  • Amy Winehouse
    Amy Winehouse

    Amy Jade Winehouse is an England singer and songwriter, known for her eclectic mix of various musical genres including soul music, jazz, rock & roll, ska and rhythm and blues....
     made an appearance as an extra in one of the Competitive Dad sketches, as a character in a school play.
  • Arabella Weir later turned Insecure Woman into Jackie Payne, heroine of her novel Does My Bum Look Big In This?
  • Fast Show catchphrases are referenced in at least two episodes of the BBC TV children's show, Tweenies
    Tweenies

    Tweenies is a television programme aimed at young children, broadcast on the British Broadcasting Corporation. The programme is set in a nursery attended by the four Tweenies themselves: Milo, Jake, Bella and Fizz....
    . In one episode, after Jake has told Fizz a joke that falls embarrassingly flat, he sheepishly says "I'll get my coat." In another episode, as the Tweenies are singing a song, Milo speaks an aside to camera เ la Louis Balfour: "Good enough for jazz - NICE!"
  • Many Fast Show characters have appeared in adverts: Ken and Kenneth, Jesse, Chanel 9 and The Unpronounceables advertised the beer
    Beer

    Beer is the world's oldest and most widely consumed alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea. It is produced by the brewing and Fermentation of starches, mainly derived from cereal?the most common of which is malted barley, although wheat, maize , and rice are widely used....
     Holsten Pils; Rowley Birkin QC advertised British Gas; Brilliant Kid advertised Milk
    Milk

    Milk is an opaque white liquid produced by the mammary glands of female mammals . It provides the primary source of nutrition for newborn mammals before they are able to digestion other types of food....
     and a character probably based on Dave Angel played by Day advertises Powergen. Ken and Kenneth have also been used in an advert for "The Link
    The Link (retailer)

    The Link is an internet only mobile phone retailer in the United Kingdom. It was formerly 60% owned by DSG International plc, the UK's largest consumer electronics retail group, and 40% owned by O2 plc, the United Kingdom telecommunications company....
    ."
  • Phrase "Thirty years, man and boy" was taken from the undertaker in Shakespeare's Hamlet.
  • An American journalist called Ed Winchester was part of NBC's team at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. BBC reporter Jon Inverdale got him to say 'Hi, I'm Ed Winchester' during rowing coverage on 11 August.


Filming locations

Unusually for a sketch show, a significant proportion of The Fast Show was shot externally. During the early series much of this filming was done around the Tees Valley
Tees Valley

The Tees Valley is an area in the North East England of England. It can be described as "greater Teesside" and consists of the four Unitary authority created by the breakup of the County of Cleveland, England in 1996: Hartlepool , Middlesbrough , Redcar & Cleveland, and Stockton-on-Tees along with the borough of Darlington which became a u...
 & Yorkshire Dales
Yorkshire Dales

The Yorkshire Dales is the name given to an upland area, in Northern England.The area lies within the Historic counties of England of Yorkshire, though it spans the ceremonial counties of England of North Yorkshire, West Yorkshire, and Cumbria....
 in the North East of England. Locations include:
  • Darlington
    Darlington

    Darlington is a town in the ceremonial county of County Durham, England, and the main population centre in the Darlington . Darlington has a resident population of 97,838....
     - 'The Running Family' were shown around various locations in the town centre, including . Darlington was the childhood home of Jim Moir (Vic Reeves
    Vic Reeves

    Vic Reeves is an England comedian, best known for his double act with Bob Mortimer . He is known for his surrealism and non sequitur sense of humour....
    ) whose longterm comedy partner Bob Mortimer
    Bob Mortimer

    Robert "Bob" Renwick Mortimer is a United Kingdom comedian and actor, who is best known for his double act with Vic Reeves . He owns the independent production company Pett Productions with Vic Reeves and Lisa Clark....
     was one of the writers.
  • Richmond
    Richmond, North Yorkshire

    Richmond is a market town on the River Swale in North Yorkshire, England and is the administrative centre of the district of Richmondshire. Situated on the edge of the Yorkshire Dales National Park, it is a popular tourist destination, with a total population of 8970....
     - The market place in Ted & Ralph's trip to the shops
  • Langley Park
    Langley Park, County Durham

    Langley Park is a village in County Durham, England. The historic city of Durham lies to the east whilst the larger city of Newcastle upon Tyne is to the north....
     - Railway Street is used in Unlucky Alf scenes
  • Keld, North Yorkshire
    Keld, North Yorkshire

    Keld is a hamlet in the England county of North Yorkshire. It is situated on Birkdale, North Yorkshire, in the Yorkshire Dales. The name derives from the Viking word Kelda meaning a spring, and the village was once called Appletre Kelde - the spring near the apple trees....
     - The campsite used in a Dave Angel scene
  • Aske Hall
    Aske Hall

    Aske Hall is a Georgian architecture English country house, with parkland attributed to Capability Brown, north of Richmond, North Yorkshire, North Yorkshire, England....
     - Background in early Ted & Ralph scenes
  • Scotch Corner
    Scotch Corner

    Scotch Corner is an important junction of the A1 road and A66 road trunk roads near Richmond, North Yorkshire, England.The A1 leads north towards North East England and Scotland....
     - Garage used in Swiss Toni's early scenes
  • Hartlepool
    Hartlepool

    Hartlepool is a North Sea port in North East England. It is within the unitary authority area of the Hartlepool , for ceremonial purposes part of County Durham....
     - One Unlucky Alf scene saw him sat in the empty Rink End Stand of Hartlepool United's ground, Victoria Park. Also, one Ed Winchester scene is in front of the Mill House Stand.
  • Middlesbrough
    Middlesbrough

    Middlesbrough is a town in the Tees Valley conurbation of North East England and sits within the ceremonial county of North Yorkshire. It is the largest and most populous settlement within the Middlesbrough , which encompasses the town and several outlying villages which have become suburbs....
     - docks used in 'hard of hearing stuntman' scenes, scene on Transporter Bridge
    Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge

    The Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge is the furthest downstream bridge across the River Tees, England. It connects Middlesbrough on the south bank to Port Clarence on the north bank....
    as well as the Riverside Stadium
  • Newcastle upon Tyne
    Newcastle upon Tyne

    Newcastle upon Tyne is a City status in the United Kingdom and metropolitan borough of Tyne and Wear, in North East England. Situated on the north bank of the River Tyne, the city developed from a Roman Empire settlement called Pons Aelius, though it owes its name to the Newcastle Castle built in 1080, by Robert Curthose, the eldest son of...
     - including the 'Shore Leave' sketch, the scene where Chris the Crafty Cockney steals the woman's suitcases (shot in Newcastle Central station
    Newcastle Central station

    Newcastle Central Station, or simply Newcastle, or locally Central Station, is the mainline train station in the city of Newcastle upon Tyne, England and is a principal stop on the East Coast Main Line....
    ), and some of the Sir Geoffrey Norman MP sketches, such as the one where he is pulled over by a policeman for speeding and the one where he refuses to pay the taxi driver after getting out of the car (shot outside the main entrance to Newcastle Central station)
  • Ashington, Northumberland
    Ashington

    Ashington is a town in the Wansbeck district of Northumberland, England.Ashington has a population of around 27,000 people and it was a centre of the coal mining industry....
     - at least one scene involving Unlucky Alf was filmed on Station Road, Ashington.
  • The Spanish City
    The Spanish City

    The Spanish City was a permanent seaside fairground in Whitley Bay, a seaside town in the North East of England.It was demolished for redevelopment in the late 1990s....
    , Whitley Bay
    Whitley Bay

    Whitley Bay is a town in North Tyneside, in Tyne and Wear, England. It is on the North Sea coast and boasts a fine stretch of beach of golden sand forming a bay stretching from St....
    , Tyne and Wear
    Tyne and Wear

    Tyne and Wear is a metropolitan county in North East England England around the mouths of the Rivers River Tyne and River Wear. It came into existence as a metropolitan county in 1974 after the passage of the Local Government Act 1972....
     - a number of scenes involving Brilliant Kid


Also for the third series the production extended abroad:
  • Iceland
    Iceland

    Iceland, officially the Republic of Iceland , is an island country located in the North Atlantic Ocean between mainland Europe and Greenland....
     - Scenes with Brilliant Kid and Billy Bleach were shot with volcanic landscapes, waterfalls and hot springs in the background.


Where are the cast now?

  • Paul Whitehouse has appeared in two successful sitcoms since the end of the show, voiced a character in the film Corpse Bride
    Corpse Bride

    Tim Burton's Corpse Bride is a 2005 in film stop-motion animation fantasy film based loosely on a 19th century Russian-Jewish folktale version of an older Jewish story and set in a fictional Victorian era village....
     and appeared in the third Harry Potter
    Harry Potter

    Harry Potter is a Heptalogy fantasy novels written by British author J. K. Rowling. The books chronicle the adventures of the eponymous adolescent wizard Harry Potter , together with Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, his friends from the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry....
     film (although his role was cut). He also appeared in the BBC sketch show Harry and Paul, starring alongside Harry Enfield once again.
  • Charlie Higson has continued to work as an award-winning author (having written a series of "Young Bond" spy novels), starred in the Fast Show spin-off sitcom Swiss Toni
    Swiss Toni

    Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie Higson, and also the title of a sitcom in which he is the main character. Swiss Toni is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis....
    , and remains enthusiastic about the show's success.
  • Caroline Aherne has been reclusive. She quit the show after the third series, to move on to The Royle Family
    The Royle Family

    The Royle Family is a popular, BAFTA award-winning television situation comedy produced by Granada Television for the BBC, which ran for three series between 1998 and 2000, with a special episode in late 2006 and another in 2008....
    . She suffered with alcoholism in 2002 but returned to television comedy in October 2006, co-writing and starring in a one-off special episode of The Royle Family
    The Royle Family

    The Royle Family is a popular, BAFTA award-winning television situation comedy produced by Granada Television for the BBC, which ran for three series between 1998 and 2000, with a special episode in late 2006 and another in 2008....
  • Arabella Weir continues to appear on the show Grumpy Old Women
    Grumpy Old Women

    For the live show, see Grumpy Old Women LiveGrumpy Old Women is a United Kingdom television series, continuing in the same vein as its predecessor, Grumpy Old Men ....
    . She has also written two novels.
  • Simon Day appears in Powergen adverts as a decidedly Dave Angel, Eco-Warrior-like character. He has also appeared in Fast Show spin-offs Grass (featuring Billy Bleach
    Billy Bleach

    Billy Bleach is a fictional character in the BBC comedy sketch show The Fast Show, played by Simon Day. The character featured in all series and specials, from 1994 to 2000....
    ) and Swiss Toni
    Swiss Toni

    Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie Higson, and also the title of a sitcom in which he is the main character. Swiss Toni is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis....
    . He has recently appeared with Paul Whitehouse in the comedy show Harry and Paul.
  • John Thomson continues to appear on British television, including major roles in Blackpool and Cold Feet
    Cold Feet

    Cold Feet is a United Kingdom comedy drama television series produced by Granada Television for ITV. It was created by Mike Bullen, who also wrote most of the episodes, and produced by Christine Langan, Spencer Campbell and Emma Benson....
    . He stated in October 2005 that he longed for a Fast Show movie.
  • Mark Williams is associated with his role of Arthur Weasley in the Harry Potter films. He continues to act and write his own material and has presented a documentary series titled Mark Williams' Big Bangs on the history of explosives, a follow-on to previous series Mark Williams on the Rails, and Industrial Revelations.


Down the Line

In 2006, Higson and Whitehouse produced and starred in Down the Line, a spoof phone-in show for BBC Radio 4. The show also featured many of the regular Fast Show cast, including Simon Day, Arabella Weir, Rhys Thomas and Felix Dexter. A second and a third series of Down the Line were broadcast in 2007 and 2008, respectively.

The future


Speaking on the BBC show Something for the Weekend
Something for the Weekend (2000s BBC TV series)

Something for the Weekend is a United Kingdom television series, broadcast on BBC Two on Sunday mornings. It features cookery, drinks, interviews with celebrity guests and clips from the week's television....
 on September 9, 2007, Higson said that a DVD box set collecting all the shows was being prepared and that a reunion of some sort to help promote it was being considered. This took place at The Dominion Theatre in London on Sunday 4 November, and was a collection of some new sketches, videos of cast favourites and performances of classic sketches (including the return of Ed Winchester). An announcement was made on stage by Charlie Higson that the cast had signed with the BBC for a new series of 'The Fast Show', but this was an elaborate set-up for a sketch featuring Unlucky Alf; the claim was withdrawn at the end of the evening by Higson. In addition he and Whitehouse were working on a film script which would feature the Fast Show team, but wouldn't have any of the characters from the show.

DVDs

Numerous Fast Show DVDs are available including :

  • The Fast Show : Series 1 (includes cast interviews with Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Mark Williams)
  • The Fast Show : Series 2
  • The Fast Show : Series 3 and 1996 Christmas Special
  • The Fast Show : The Last Fast Show Ever, Part One
  • The Fast Show Farewell Tour (Live)


  • A 7 DVD box set, The Ultimate Fast Show Collection, was released in the UK on November 5, 2007 compiling all their material.

You Ain't Seen These, Right!


You Ain't Seen These, Right! was a one-off programme, shown during BBC Two's Fast Show Night, featuring various sketches which were filmed but did not make it onto the final show. Some of these were:

  • An ensemble series of sketches made by the whole male team, as members of a golf club, in which Charlie Higson's character was dating a beautiful young woman. The rest of the team are initially dismissive of him as a sad old man, but cannot help gawping over her, until Paul Whitehouse's character blurts out to her similarly young and attractive friend "Can I come on your tits?"


  • A chain-smoking car driver played by Mark Williams who rants about anything and everything through his wound-down window. A study of road rage
    Road rage

    Road rage is behavior by a driver of an automobile or other motor vehicle which causes collisions or incidents on roadways. It can be thought of as an extreme case of aggressive driving....
    . "Shoe shop?! Shoe Shop?!"


  • A mediaeval king played by Simon Day, who 'loves being king' because he gets to boss everyone about.


  • A middle aged man, played by John Thomson, who always finds an excuse to leave the room as soon as the conversation gets round to "women's things."


  • A Paul Whitehouse character who responds to almost every question, accusation and situation with the phrase "Sorry, but i was up all night, shagging."


These sketches are included in the UK edition of the boxed VHS videotape set of Series 3, and also on the 7 disc Ultimate Fast Show DVD box set.

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