Donna: How can Tiffany get sick just when I need her to the most!!! Why does this happen to me?!

Raven: (upon entering the Tipton) Ooh swaaanky! Moseby: Thank you. We take pride in our "swank."

Raven: (Upon finding out that her Secretech messed up the the shoot) I ruined everything. EVERYTHING!!!

Raven: [To Zack and Cody] You're Juan, and you're Kveld. Cody: Actually he's Juan and I'm Keveld.

Raven: Oh snap.