Don Alfonso (song)
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"Don Alfonso" is the second UK
single
by musician Mike Oldfield
, released in 1975 (see 1975 in music
). Side 1 has an additional credit: "featuring David Bedford
on vocals". This is a comic novelty song from the early 20th century, sung by a boasting, bogus toreador, who seems to know very little about bullfighting
.
as the Coxhill-Bedford Duo, who issued several singles under this name, and 3 songs on Coxhill's 1971 album Ear of Beholder, where this song appeared. All songs made under this name are revivals of early 20th century repertoire from British music hall
, American Vaudeville
, and minstrel show
s, and feature Bedford on piano and vocals, and Coxhill on vocals. On the Coxhill album, the composer is credited as Ted Waite, a British music hall comedian, but the authorship may be in dispute, as all releases of Oldfield's version, including a recent DVD containing the video, credit it as "traditional".
The Mike Oldfield version features David Bedford on lead and harmony vocals, piano and accordion, Mike Oldfield on rhythm guitar, bass guitar and lead guitar, Chris Cutler
on drums, and Kevin Ayers
on wine bottles. It was recorded in October 1974 at the Manor.
Side 2 is Oldfield's first version of "In Dulci Jubilo
", a traditional German Christmas carol
, and is not the better known version which was later released as his next single. Mike Oldfield plays all instruments on this version, including woodwinds, and recorded it in November 1974 at the Beacon, his home studio. Oldfield's versions have been issued with more than one composer credit; the authorship shown in the track listing above is how it appears on a recent compilation CD (containing the remake). Most editions from the 1970s and 1980s credit it to R. L. Pearsall
, arr. Oldfield. Bach
and Pearsall both wrote arrangements of it, but the song dates further back than either composer. Italian pressings of a single from 1975 (not the version from this record, but the re-recording) credit it to J. S. Bach.
, Germany
, Italy
and Australia
; yet it remains one of his most obscure records. It appears to have been withdrawn shortly after issue, and never charted anywhere. Virgin Records
usually allowed its offices in other countries to maintain their own issue program, and keep records in print as long as they wished, but in this case the British parent company may have ordered it to be withdrawn worldwide before most Oldfield fans were aware it existed, as there has never been a re-issue in any country, despite a demand from collectors. Any edition (in decent condition) can easily fetch at least £100 on the collectors' market.
French, German and Italian issues each came with a different picture cover (2 different covers in Germany, one marked "English version" for reasons explained below). There is no cover for British and Australian editions.
In early 1975, a longer version of this song with timing of 6:04 appeared on a Virgin Records compilation double LP album titled V. It was also featured on the rare Greek-only CD compilation Progressive Rock, issued 1997 (Virgin 7243 84277 420).
It seems likely the song had appeared on no compilations until 2006, when the song appeared on The Platinum Collection
.
The version of "In Dulci Jubilo" which appears on this record was even scarcer; it had never been re-issued until 2010 when in June the album Hergest Ridge
was re-released in the deluxe edition series. This rare "Dulci Jubilo (for Maureen)" appeared as bonus track, making its CD debut some 36 years after its first vinyl release. The subtitle, "(for Maureen)" was only used for this specific version of the track, refers to Oldfield's late mother Maureen.
In the 1970s and 1980s, it was rumoured that this version was produced by Edgar Froese
of Tangerine Dream
, but no such credit appears on the label, and this rumour is now regarded as someone's wild guess, based on Froese being Virgin's most prominent German recording artist at the time. To this day, nothing is known for certain about who "Paul" was, who produced it, whether Virgin Records UK knew of or approved its recording, and if not, how Virgin Records Germany got away with releasing it.
Listeners may find this record to be even funnier than the English version, because of Paul's bombastic delivery, in contrast to Bedford's subtle music hall voice.
The other video (actually shot on film) was finally shown for the first time when it was issued on the DVD
, Elements – The Best of Mike Oldfield in 2004. This is the only promo video on the DVD with its soundtrack in mono (although the single is in stereo); all other songs have a remastered stereo or surround soundtrack.
The live-action video illustrates the lyrics with slapstick comedy, sight gags, and the actor's pained reactions toward the camera after every gag, in the style of comedian Benny Hill
, who had been approached to appear in it. Hill refused because he writes most of his own material, and did not want to appear in a film scripted by someone imitating his style. An unidentified actress also appears in the film. No musicians, real or acting, appear in it.
Upon recovering, he finds his sword has become bent 90 degrees. In disgust, he throws the sword away. But the bend causes it to fly like a boomerang
, returning to hit him in the face, knocking him out cold.
In the next scene, Alfonso has recovered, and his sword is miraculously repaired. To accompany the line, "I've fought bulls in the sunshine and I've fought bulls in the rain", Alfonso puts on dark glasses, and the sky abruptly rains on him.
While Alfonso demonstrates his fancy swordplay, a woman walks by in the background. The sword manages to catch her red dress, and completely removes it. This happens off camera; all we see is the dress flying through the air, and landing in Alfonso's arms. He tries to call the woman back, but gets no response. Embarrassed, he rolls the dress into a ball, as if to hide it, and slinks off in the other direction.
Next he encounters the "sweet senora" (probably the same actress) at a table in an outdoor restaurant. After stumbling up the curb, he introduces himself. During the lyric, "My heart went jingle jingle", Alfonso's chest pulses visibly under his vest. He asks the woman to dance, and she stands up. Alfonso is shocked to find she is a foot taller than he is. He shrugs, and proceeds to dance.
In the next scene, they are still dancing, but Alfonso is now slightly taller than the woman. How is this possible? It is revealed that she is holding him up off the ground.
During the dance, the line "I've fought bulls in the rain" appears again, along with the rainstorm, which is so localised that Alfonso gets wet, but the woman he dances with does not.
After the dance, Alfonso gives the woman a kiss. Then he discovers his moustache has disappeared. He finds it on the woman's face.
Throughout this song, there is a recurring line, "Some call me Pedro, but that is not so, I'm Don Alfonso". Alfonso walks by a wall which has graffiti that reads, "Good old Pedro". Incensed that the name is wrong, he obtains paint and a brush, and changes it to read, "Good old Don Alfonso". Happy with his accomplishment, he walks away, and carelessly throws the paint behind him. The paint splashes against the wall, obliterating the message.
The lyric that says "I've fought bulls in the rain" appears once more, and this time Alfonso gets a full bucket of water, followed by the bucket itself.
Now he is ready to perform in a bullfight. He approaches the arena from down a set of stone steps, but stumbles and slides down the last few steps. He enters the ring, and we see the fight from the bull's point of view, framed by its horns. Alfonso chickens out as the bull charges, and its horns meet up with his posterior. The camera cuts back to the exterior of the arena, and we see a life-size dummy of Alfonso fly over the wall. Upon its landing, a stop-action camera trick is used to replace the dummy with the live actor, who gets up immediately. This gag is copied directly from a Benny Hill sketch.
Disgusted with the whole episode, Alfonso throws his cape to the ground, as if to quit his profession, retrieves his horse, and leaves town.
United Kingdom
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single
Single (music)
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by musician Mike Oldfield
Mike Oldfield
Michael Gordon Oldfield is an English multi-instrumentalist musician and composer, working a style that blends progressive rock, folk, ethnic or world music, classical music, electronic music, New Age, and more recently, dance. His music is often elaborate and complex in nature...
, released in 1975 (see 1975 in music
1975 in music
-January–April:*January 2 - New York City U.S. District Court Judge Richard Owen rules that former Beatle John Lennon and his lawyers can have access to Department of Immigration files pertaining to his deportation case....
). Side 1 has an additional credit: "featuring David Bedford
David Bedford
David Vickerman Bedford , was an English composer and musician. He wrote and played both popular and classical music....
on vocals". This is a comic novelty song from the early 20th century, sung by a boasting, bogus toreador, who seems to know very little about bullfighting
Bullfighting
Bullfighting is a traditional spectacle of Spain, Portugal, southern France and some Latin American countries , in which one or more bulls are baited in a bullring for sport and entertainment...
.
Track listing
- "Don Alfonso" (traditional, arr. Oldfield) – 4:20
- "In Dulci Jubilo (For Maureen)" (J. S. Bach / M. Oldfield) – 2:51
Recording details
This was the second time David Bedford sang on a recording of this song. He previously recorded it with Lol CoxhillLol Coxhill
Lowen Coxhill, generally known as Lol Coxhill is a free improvising saxophonist and raconteur...
as the Coxhill-Bedford Duo, who issued several singles under this name, and 3 songs on Coxhill's 1971 album Ear of Beholder, where this song appeared. All songs made under this name are revivals of early 20th century repertoire from British music hall
Music hall
Music Hall is a type of British theatrical entertainment which was popular between 1850 and 1960. The term can refer to:# A particular form of variety entertainment involving a mixture of popular song, comedy and speciality acts...
, American Vaudeville
Vaudeville
Vaudeville was a theatrical genre of variety entertainment in the United States and Canada from the early 1880s until the early 1930s. Each performance was made up of a series of separate, unrelated acts grouped together on a common bill...
, and minstrel show
Minstrel show
The minstrel show, or minstrelsy, was an American entertainment consisting of comic skits, variety acts, dancing, and music, performed by white people in blackface or, especially after the Civil War, black people in blackface....
s, and feature Bedford on piano and vocals, and Coxhill on vocals. On the Coxhill album, the composer is credited as Ted Waite, a British music hall comedian, but the authorship may be in dispute, as all releases of Oldfield's version, including a recent DVD containing the video, credit it as "traditional".
The Mike Oldfield version features David Bedford on lead and harmony vocals, piano and accordion, Mike Oldfield on rhythm guitar, bass guitar and lead guitar, Chris Cutler
Chris Cutler
Chris Cutler is an English percussionist, composer, lyricist and music theorist. Best known for his work with English avant-rock group Henry Cow, Cutler was also a member and drummer of a number of other bands, including Art Bears, News from Babel, Pere Ubu and Gong/Mothergong...
on drums, and Kevin Ayers
Kevin Ayers
Kevin Ayers is an English singer-songwriter and was a major influential force in the English psychedelic movement...
on wine bottles. It was recorded in October 1974 at the Manor.
Side 2 is Oldfield's first version of "In Dulci Jubilo
In Dulci Jubilo
In dulci jubilo is a traditional Christmas carol. In its original setting, the carol is a macaronic text of German and Latin dating from the Middle Ages. Subsequent translations into English, such as J.M...
", a traditional German Christmas carol
Christmas carol
A Christmas carol is a carol whose lyrics are on the theme of Christmas or the winter season in general and which are traditionally sung in the period before Christmas.-History:...
, and is not the better known version which was later released as his next single. Mike Oldfield plays all instruments on this version, including woodwinds, and recorded it in November 1974 at the Beacon, his home studio. Oldfield's versions have been issued with more than one composer credit; the authorship shown in the track listing above is how it appears on a recent compilation CD (containing the remake). Most editions from the 1970s and 1980s credit it to R. L. Pearsall
Robert Lucas de Pearsall
Robert Lucas Pearsall was an English composer.-Biography:Pearsall was born at Clifton in Bristol on 14 March 1795 into a rich, Quaker family. His father, Richard Pearsall , was an army officer and amateur musician...
, arr. Oldfield. Bach
Johann Sebastian Bach
Johann Sebastian Bach was a German composer, organist, harpsichordist, violist, and violinist whose sacred and secular works for choir, orchestra, and solo instruments drew together the strands of the Baroque period and brought it to its ultimate maturity...
and Pearsall both wrote arrangements of it, but the song dates further back than either composer. Italian pressings of a single from 1975 (not the version from this record, but the re-recording) credit it to J. S. Bach.
Release history
This single was released at the height of Oldfield's popularity, in the UK, FranceFrance
The French Republic , The French Republic , The French Republic , (commonly known as France , is a unitary semi-presidential republic in Western Europe with several overseas territories and islands located on other continents and in the Indian, Pacific, and Atlantic oceans. Metropolitan France...
, Germany
Germany
Germany , officially the Federal Republic of Germany , is a federal parliamentary republic in Europe. The country consists of 16 states while the capital and largest city is Berlin. Germany covers an area of 357,021 km2 and has a largely temperate seasonal climate...
, Italy
Italy
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and Australia
Australia
Australia , officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a country in the Southern Hemisphere comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, and numerous smaller islands in the Indian and Pacific Oceans. It is the world's sixth-largest country by total area...
; yet it remains one of his most obscure records. It appears to have been withdrawn shortly after issue, and never charted anywhere. Virgin Records
Virgin Records
Virgin Records is a British record label founded by English entrepreneur Richard Branson, Simon Draper, and Nik Powell in 1972. The company grew to be a worldwide music phenomenon, with platinum performers such as Roy Orbison, Devo, Genesis, Keith Richards, Janet Jackson, Culture Club, Lenny...
usually allowed its offices in other countries to maintain their own issue program, and keep records in print as long as they wished, but in this case the British parent company may have ordered it to be withdrawn worldwide before most Oldfield fans were aware it existed, as there has never been a re-issue in any country, despite a demand from collectors. Any edition (in decent condition) can easily fetch at least £100 on the collectors' market.
French, German and Italian issues each came with a different picture cover (2 different covers in Germany, one marked "English version" for reasons explained below). There is no cover for British and Australian editions.
In early 1975, a longer version of this song with timing of 6:04 appeared on a Virgin Records compilation double LP album titled V. It was also featured on the rare Greek-only CD compilation Progressive Rock, issued 1997 (Virgin 7243 84277 420).
It seems likely the song had appeared on no compilations until 2006, when the song appeared on The Platinum Collection
The Platinum Collection (Mike Oldfield album)
The Platinum Collection is a 2006 Virgin Records compilation album written and mostly performed by Mike Oldfield. It contains most of Oldfield's best known work, and some rare mixes of songs that had previously only been available as B-sides to singles....
.
The version of "In Dulci Jubilo" which appears on this record was even scarcer; it had never been re-issued until 2010 when in June the album Hergest Ridge
Hergest Ridge (album)
Hergest Ridge is the second record album by Mike Oldfield, released in 1974 on Virgin Records.Oldfield was not comfortable with the public attention that had come from the success of Tubular Bells, and retreated to the English countryside to work on the follow-up...
was re-released in the deluxe edition series. This rare "Dulci Jubilo (for Maureen)" appeared as bonus track, making its CD debut some 36 years after its first vinyl release. The subtitle, "(for Maureen)" was only used for this specific version of the track, refers to Oldfield's late mother Maureen.
German version
In Germany, two versions of the single were issued: the normal version, and an alternate version marked "Deutsche version, Gesangssolist Paul" (German version, lead vocals by Paul) on the cover, which shows a photo of a man wearing a matador's hat. The identity of "Paul" has never been revealed. This version is unusual in that the German language vocal does not replace the original, but is sung over top of the English version, which can be heard clearly underneath. It was obviously not made with access to the original multi-track session tapes, which raises the question as to whether Oldfield or Virgin Records UK approved it.In the 1970s and 1980s, it was rumoured that this version was produced by Edgar Froese
Edgar Froese
Edgar Wilmar Froese is a German artist and electronic music pioneer, best known for founding the electronic music group, Tangerine Dream. Although his solo and group recordings prior to 2003 name him as "Edgar Froese", his solo albums from 2003 onward bear the artist name "Edgar W. Froese".Froese...
of Tangerine Dream
Tangerine Dream
Tangerine Dream is a German electronic music group founded in 1967 by Edgar Froese. The band has undergone many personnel changes over the years, with Froese being the only continuous member...
, but no such credit appears on the label, and this rumour is now regarded as someone's wild guess, based on Froese being Virgin's most prominent German recording artist at the time. To this day, nothing is known for certain about who "Paul" was, who produced it, whether Virgin Records UK knew of or approved its recording, and if not, how Virgin Records Germany got away with releasing it.
Listeners may find this record to be even funnier than the English version, because of Paul's bombastic delivery, in contrast to Bedford's subtle music hall voice.
Music video
There is no evidence that Virgin Records made any effort to promote this record, but they must have intended to initially, as they financed not one, but two promotional videos for the song. Neither video was shown in the 1970s (or 80s or 90s), and one of them has still not been shown publicly to this day. Nothing is known about its content or style.The other video (actually shot on film) was finally shown for the first time when it was issued on the DVD
DVD
A DVD is an optical disc storage media format, invented and developed by Philips, Sony, Toshiba, and Panasonic in 1995. DVDs offer higher storage capacity than Compact Discs while having the same dimensions....
, Elements – The Best of Mike Oldfield in 2004. This is the only promo video on the DVD with its soundtrack in mono (although the single is in stereo); all other songs have a remastered stereo or surround soundtrack.
The live-action video illustrates the lyrics with slapstick comedy, sight gags, and the actor's pained reactions toward the camera after every gag, in the style of comedian Benny Hill
Benny Hill
Benny Hill was an English comedian and actor, notable for his long-running television programme The Benny Hill Show.-Early life:...
, who had been approached to appear in it. Hill refused because he writes most of his own material, and did not want to appear in a film scripted by someone imitating his style. An unidentified actress also appears in the film. No musicians, real or acting, appear in it.
Synopsis
The action takes place in a small Spanish town. It may have been shot on a movie lot in the UK, but it looks realistic. Don Alfonso rides into town on a horse, and strikes a dignified pose for unseen onlookers. Then he falls off the saddle.Upon recovering, he finds his sword has become bent 90 degrees. In disgust, he throws the sword away. But the bend causes it to fly like a boomerang
Boomerang
A boomerang is a flying tool with a curved shape used as a weapon or for sport.-Description:A boomerang is usually thought of as a wooden device, although historically boomerang-like devices have also been made from bones. Modern boomerangs used for sport are often made from carbon fibre-reinforced...
, returning to hit him in the face, knocking him out cold.
In the next scene, Alfonso has recovered, and his sword is miraculously repaired. To accompany the line, "I've fought bulls in the sunshine and I've fought bulls in the rain", Alfonso puts on dark glasses, and the sky abruptly rains on him.
While Alfonso demonstrates his fancy swordplay, a woman walks by in the background. The sword manages to catch her red dress, and completely removes it. This happens off camera; all we see is the dress flying through the air, and landing in Alfonso's arms. He tries to call the woman back, but gets no response. Embarrassed, he rolls the dress into a ball, as if to hide it, and slinks off in the other direction.
Next he encounters the "sweet senora" (probably the same actress) at a table in an outdoor restaurant. After stumbling up the curb, he introduces himself. During the lyric, "My heart went jingle jingle", Alfonso's chest pulses visibly under his vest. He asks the woman to dance, and she stands up. Alfonso is shocked to find she is a foot taller than he is. He shrugs, and proceeds to dance.
In the next scene, they are still dancing, but Alfonso is now slightly taller than the woman. How is this possible? It is revealed that she is holding him up off the ground.
During the dance, the line "I've fought bulls in the rain" appears again, along with the rainstorm, which is so localised that Alfonso gets wet, but the woman he dances with does not.
After the dance, Alfonso gives the woman a kiss. Then he discovers his moustache has disappeared. He finds it on the woman's face.
Throughout this song, there is a recurring line, "Some call me Pedro, but that is not so, I'm Don Alfonso". Alfonso walks by a wall which has graffiti that reads, "Good old Pedro". Incensed that the name is wrong, he obtains paint and a brush, and changes it to read, "Good old Don Alfonso". Happy with his accomplishment, he walks away, and carelessly throws the paint behind him. The paint splashes against the wall, obliterating the message.
The lyric that says "I've fought bulls in the rain" appears once more, and this time Alfonso gets a full bucket of water, followed by the bucket itself.
Now he is ready to perform in a bullfight. He approaches the arena from down a set of stone steps, but stumbles and slides down the last few steps. He enters the ring, and we see the fight from the bull's point of view, framed by its horns. Alfonso chickens out as the bull charges, and its horns meet up with his posterior. The camera cuts back to the exterior of the arena, and we see a life-size dummy of Alfonso fly over the wall. Upon its landing, a stop-action camera trick is used to replace the dummy with the live actor, who gets up immediately. This gag is copied directly from a Benny Hill sketch.
Disgusted with the whole episode, Alfonso throws his cape to the ground, as if to quit his profession, retrieves his horse, and leaves town.