Chuck Klosterman
Overview
 
Charles John "Chuck" Klosterman (born June 5, 1972) is an American
United States
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 author
Author
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 and essayist who has written for The New York Times Magazine
The New York Times Magazine
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, The Believer
The Believer (magazine)
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, and The Washington Post
The Washington Post
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, and has written books focusing on American popular culture.
Klosterman was born in Breckenridge, Minnesota
Breckenridge, Minnesota
As of the census of 2000, there were 3,559 people, 1,438 households, and 911 families residing in the city. The population density was 1,516.4 people per square mile . There were 1,582 housing units at an average density of 674.0 per square mile...

, the youngest of seven children to Florence and William Klosterman. Though he was born in Minnesota, he grew up on a farm in nearby Wyndmere, North Dakota
Wyndmere, North Dakota
As of the census of 2000, there were 533 people, 214 households, and 144 families residing in the city. The population density was 608.7 people per square mile . There were 247 housing units at an average density of 282.1 per square mile...

. Klosterman was raised Roman Catholic.
Quotations

Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.

If rain was God crying, I think God was drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus The following quotes are from the section "Things That Might Be True"

"The Joker was Batman's nemesis, but-ironically-his archenemy was Superman, since Superman made Batman entirely mortal and generally nonessential. Nobody likes to admit this, but Batman fucking hated Superman; Superman is the reason Batman became an alcoholic."

"Important things are inevitably cliché."

"Even eternally free people are enslaved by the process of living."

 
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