Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.

I liked myself better when I wasn't me.

This is to explain just how your mom turned out to be the kind of hairpin she is.

We didn't exactly starve, but we were pretty poor when I was growing up. I remember thinking, Oh gosh, if I could just make thirty dollars a month to help with the rent, that would be fabulous. So perhaps I envied performers when I heard that Bing Crosby made twenty dollars a minute.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.