Directed by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly. Written by Ed Decter, John J. Strauss, Bobby Farrelly, and Peter Farrelly.

Pat Healy

• [while spying on Mary] Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.

Dialogue

Warren: Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball?

Student: Hey buddie! I think I know where your ball is!

Warren: You Seen my baseball?!

Student: Yeah, you see that girl over there? shes got it, only, she doesn't call it a baseball, she's got another name for it. [Whispers in Warren's ear]

Warren: [Walks up to a couple kissing] Have you seen my....wiener?

Girl: What?!

Warren: Have you seen my weiner!

Boyfriend: What the hell did you just say buddie?!

Warren: Weiner....

Boyfriend: Get your hand off my car, I'm gonna fuckin' kick your ass!

Mary: Ted? Did you mean what you said back there?

Ted: [Tearfully] Uh huh. I just want you to be happy, Mary.

Mary: But I'd be happiest with you.

[Pause]

Ted: [Dejected] You're fuckin' with me, right?

Taglines

• Warning: The guys who did 'Dumb & Dumber' and 'Kingpin' bring you a love story.

• Love is in the hair.

• The most fun you can have on video.

• No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. Everybody else was on their own.

• There's Just Something About Her...

Cast

• Cameron Diaz — Mary Jensen
• Matt Dillon — Pat Healy
• Ben Stiller — Ted Stroehmann
• Lee Evans - Tucker/Norman Phipps
• Chris Elliot - Dom Woganowski
• W. Earl Brown - Warren Jensen