Abortion

Welcome to the confession thread.

All posts must start with the words..."I confess".

I confess...

I got pretty excited when i first heard of "hole flow" theory...

What a let down...

I confess...

Black Holes are not as scary as Wild Bill.

I confess...

That while i have never performed a Dirty Sanchez... I know somebody that has...

I confess that I have teabagged by girlfriend when she has been drunk and passed out.

I confess...

I've never had ring around the collar... on my shirt.

I confess...

I love Green Tea and Helix.

I confess that I will pay extra for happy endings. However, not all massages have that option and you tend to look like a pervert when you ask for the happy ending from the lady doing chair massages in the middle of the mall.

Bahahaha!!!

I confess...

If the Korean masseuse looks like a midget, chances are she is and she won't get the Oompa Loompa reference.

I confess...
your all gay

I believe you meant to say...

"you're all gay"

I confess that while i am not the official grammar nazi...

I still enjoyed this...

Ur gay

IConfess...
this idea is dummb.
who is really qunna tke ths seriouslee ?

I confess i got the wrong idea when i saw this thread under this topic i thought it was about something else

I confess...

That I have a preference for ladies with some junk in their trunk.