Remember the old:
We don't need no eja-cashun,
we don't need no thought con-trol;
No dark sar-casm in the classroom etc etc
HEY! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!
Modern version:
We dont need no Carbon Pricing,
We dont need no thought con-trol
No dark sarcasm from Ross Garnot
We don't need that crap at all
Hey! Jul-I-A! Leave us folks alone!
All in all, it's just a-nother tax on us all
Round the world it won't mean nothin'at all!

Maybe you could revive this to be No. 1 best seller?