Tell the cops to go to hell. If they try to arrest you, kick them in the nuts. If they turn out to be eunuchs or women, go along peacefully and hope they don't realise you just attacked them.

Your reply to my problem is one of the most atrocious i have ever read. this is a serious matter and not one to make - light of.

You should be grateful when people try to help you. Chances are that you're in this situation because you can't be grateful.

SIR, OR MADAM, WHICHEVER! ONCE AGAIN, I MUST TAKE EXCEPTION TO YOUR STATEMENT. I AM TRULY GRATEFUL FOR ALL THE "DECENT" HELP GIVEN ME. SUCH STATEMENTS AS, "KICKING THE POLICE IN THE NUTS, UNLESS THEY ARE WOMEN OR EUNICHS," IS NOT A STATEMENT TO BE GRATEFUL FOR AS THIS GIVES ME NO ADVICE AS TO HOW TO HANDLE THIS MATTER LEGALLY. PLEASE RECONSIDER YOUR STATEMENT OF ME NOT BEING GRATEFUL FOR HELP. I THHINK YOU ARE IN THE NEED FOR HELP.

Fine, you could always try framing them, or blackmail if that last one doesn't work.

also you misspelled eunuchs